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Vanity in the bathroom | Today | Me

[Neets]

I noticed there were more than a few vanities posted tonite so I decided to join in and just see who wants to talk.

[Neets]

Oh trust me, if the pain does not subside my tomorrow, I’ll be putting in a call to the dr.

[Neets]

I think bert might be trying to give us a chronological breakdown (from his POV) about how we got to where we are today.

And suddenly
The strangest things are happening
I hope it’s not the last time
Last time
I had a drink or two
An hour so ago
It made me think of you
And now I know it’s not the last time
Last time
Flying high up in the sky
I wonder why
I think I’m gonna fall
Think I’m gonna fall
There I go again, I’m up again, there I go again
I hope this isn’t all
Hey.
As long as were up here
We might as well stay
In sweet harmony
Flying high up in the sky
I wonder why I have to have another
Point of view
To see me through
And now I think i’m gonna fall
I hope this isn’t all
And on top of that
I hope it’s not the last time

[WestwardHo]

Many, many Ha Ha’s!
With that loose shoelace, you coulda put an eye out! So glad I had that hanky handy for this one!

Thanks! Truly funny!

[bert]

Its ok. My terminally liberal niece moved to Alaska with her radical husband.

[right way right]

I know, what was feared, has happened and more.

Whats the song. I recognize the lyrics, just can’t place it.

[Neets]

P.O.V. Waltz / - Harry Nilsson

[SoldierDad]

It ain’t looking good so far!!!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I turned it off at 6-0....

SOS, different year.

[SoldierDad]

I’m surrounded by Viking’s fans. We’ll be watching the whole game.

[6323cd]

I see your Unnngh and raise you my Juwish Mods.

[Neets]

Just thought I'd leave a few random thoughts before I retire for the evening.

If ignorance is bliss then there is a sh*t load of people in paradise

Confucius Say Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap.

How Do Reindeer Fly? well they smoke weed just before take off..

When you have an itchy hand...means money...If you have itchy feet...means travel ,,,So what does it mean when you have an itchy ass ??

Ever wonder if the $10 bill in your wallet has ever been in a strippers butt crack? Bet you are now! Have a nice day! ha-ha

And last, but not least-

There will never be true equality until men have to wear jockey shorts with under-wires that lift and separate.

[TXBlair]

LOL! Perfect!!

[right way right]

I am really disappointed with you all for not caring enough for me to warn against grinding gun powder in a blender.
The ambulance is on the way.
(post 106)

[InvisibleChurch]

If you can find A+Bert, let us know.

[SkyDancer]

Had to clean it up a bit ... the original is funnier ....

[TXBlair]

Do tell!

It must be quite a sight then, because this one is pretty stinking funny. I didn’t just casually post “LOL”...I did actually laugh out loud :) The original must really be something!

[pillut48]

I wonder how a President Palin would will deal with these capitalist Gulf Arabs.

Fixed it for ya. ;-)

[thecodont]

I wonder how a

President Palin

would

will

deal with these capitalist Gulf Arabs.

Fixed it for ya. ;-)

: D

[fanfan]

Thanks, you two.

Someone had told my Mom to lower the pressure, and that didn't make sense to me, so I filled them back up, and promised to look into it for her.

[humblegunner]