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6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
Cracked.com ^ | Dec 07, 2009 | Matthew Hayden

Posted on 12/08/2009 12:38:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are kind of douchebags.

Unfortunately for cat lovers, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group. Research has revealed that a lot of the quirky and even cute things your kitty does are actually signs that your cat is kind of a d***.

(Excerpt) Read more at cracked.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: assclownfeline; cat; cats; dooshcat; kittyping; napl
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WARNING: Strong language!

Thanks to Salem for the link!

1 posted on 12/08/2009 12:38:52 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...
Cats are evil. Who knew?


2 posted on 12/08/2009 12:40:49 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander

“They-Would-Eat-You-If-They-Could” Ping


3 posted on 12/08/2009 12:45:57 AM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yo


4 posted on 12/08/2009 12:46:37 AM PST by happinesswithoutpeace (Ghaybat al-Sughra)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I knew I didn't like cats.

After reading this, I REALLY don't like them. Makes me understand all the nasty things a relative's cat used to do. Yuck.

5 posted on 12/08/2009 12:51:00 AM PST by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch ( T.G., global warming denier.)
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To: Slings and Arrows


Now if only the Viking Kitties would do that to the trolls that show up here...
6 posted on 12/08/2009 12:52:46 AM PST by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Slings and Arrows
My daughters had a number of cats. Two of them I liked. The rest should have been used for rugby practice.
7 posted on 12/08/2009 12:54:13 AM PST by oyez ( damnant quod non intelligunt)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No matter what the real reason for a cat’s behavior, if people like it, cats will continue to be pets.


8 posted on 12/08/2009 12:59:20 AM PST by fso301
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To: Slings and Arrows

HA!!! This is news?

I figured out most of this stuff a long time ago.


9 posted on 12/08/2009 1:17:44 AM PST by Ronin
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To: Ronin

“This is news”?

this is teh news!


10 posted on 12/08/2009 1:29:45 AM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Stop Muslims Training on American Soil NOW)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“So the next time you PO your kitty and it hisses at you, it’s not just showing its disapproval. It’s pretending to be something that can kill you.”


11 posted on 12/08/2009 1:37:43 AM PST by Dallas59 (No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I now have over 10 cats, and counting.
Eight are juvenile.
They get fresh fish, usually morning and evening.
Talk about pandemonium at feeding time....


12 posted on 12/08/2009 1:40:34 AM PST by AlexW (Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
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To: MissDairyGoodnessVT

Only to unconkered hoomans....


13 posted on 12/08/2009 1:43:23 AM PST by Ronin
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, now I know who’s really in charge at my house!


14 posted on 12/08/2009 1:50:06 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Don't eat your dog; eat obnoxious, liberal humans to save the planet!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Wuz dere eber dout?


15 posted on 12/08/2009 2:07:46 AM PST by Ronin
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To: Slings and Arrows
My cat will purposely walk in front of you and slow down so you have to wait for it and lots of times it will cater wall like it is starving to death and I put a fresh can of food down that I know the cat likes and it looks at it and walks away. They are evil miniacle creatures.
16 posted on 12/08/2009 2:14:58 AM PST by guitarplayer1953 (Romak 7.62X54MM, AK47 7.62X39MM, LARGO 9X23MM, HAPINESS IS A WARM GUN BANG BANG YEA YEA)
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To: Ronin

cats ruel


17 posted on 12/08/2009 2:18:18 AM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Stop Muslims Training on American Soil NOW)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I hate cats.. they get into and on everything, and the damn hairballs make you puke which just doubles the mess (we have two cats). The article sums up what I figured was going on all along !

I’ll take my “dawg” any day... his affection and trust is pure!


18 posted on 12/08/2009 2:28:41 AM PST by maddog55 (The enemy is domestic and it's the government.)
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To: maddog55

I like dogs, too, but they are really nasty creatures. They stink like heck, and need a lot more care than cats do. They eat crap and then want to lick your face. They bite the neighbors kids and cause all kinds of trouble. Cats take care of themselves.


19 posted on 12/08/2009 2:34:56 AM PST by beckysueb (Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
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To: maddog55

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.


20 posted on 12/08/2009 2:37:26 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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