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6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
Cracked.com ^
| Dec 07, 2009
| Matthew Hayden
Posted on 12/08/2009 12:38:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are kind of douchebags.
Unfortunately for cat lovers, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group. Research has revealed that a lot of the quirky and even cute things your kitty does are actually signs that your cat is kind of a d***.
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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: assclownfeline; cat; cats; dooshcat; kittyping; napl
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WARNING: Strong language!
Thanks to Salem for the link!
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...
Cats are evil. Who knew?
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posted on
12/08/2009 12:40:49 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander
“They-Would-Eat-You-If-They-Could” Ping
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posted on
12/08/2009 12:45:57 AM PST
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
I knew I didn't like cats.
After reading this, I REALLY don't like them. Makes me understand all the nasty things a relative's cat used to do. Yuck.
To: Slings and Arrows
Now if only the Viking Kitties would do that to the trolls that show up here...
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posted on
12/08/2009 12:52:46 AM PST
by
OCCASparky
(Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
To: Slings and Arrows
My daughters had a number of cats. Two of them I liked. The rest should have been used for rugby practice.
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posted on
12/08/2009 12:54:13 AM PST
by
oyez
( damnant quod non intelligunt)
To: Slings and Arrows
No matter what the real reason for a cat’s behavior, if people like it, cats will continue to be pets.
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posted on
12/08/2009 12:59:20 AM PST
by
fso301
To: Slings and Arrows
HA!!! This is news?
I figured out most of this stuff a long time ago.
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posted on
12/08/2009 1:17:44 AM PST
by
Ronin
To: Ronin
“This is news”?
this is teh news!
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posted on
12/08/2009 1:29:45 AM PST
by
MissDairyGoodnessVT
(Stop Muslims Training on American Soil NOW)
To: Slings and Arrows
“So the next time you PO your kitty and it hisses at you, it’s not just showing its disapproval. It’s pretending to be something that can kill you.”
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posted on
12/08/2009 1:37:43 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I now have over 10 cats, and counting.
Eight are juvenile.
They get fresh fish, usually morning and evening.
Talk about pandemonium at feeding time....
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posted on
12/08/2009 1:40:34 AM PST
by
AlexW
(Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
To: MissDairyGoodnessVT
Only to unconkered hoomans....
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posted on
12/08/2009 1:43:23 AM PST
by
Ronin
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, now I know who’s really in charge at my house!
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posted on
12/08/2009 1:50:06 AM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Don't eat your dog; eat obnoxious, liberal humans to save the planet!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:07:46 AM PST
by
Ronin
To: Slings and Arrows
My cat will purposely walk in front of you and slow down so you have to wait for it and lots of times it will cater wall like it is starving to death and I put a fresh can of food down that I know the cat likes and it looks at it and walks away. They are evil miniacle creatures.
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:14:58 AM PST
by
guitarplayer1953
(Romak 7.62X54MM, AK47 7.62X39MM, LARGO 9X23MM, HAPINESS IS A WARM GUN BANG BANG YEA YEA)
To: Ronin
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:18:18 AM PST
by
MissDairyGoodnessVT
(Stop Muslims Training on American Soil NOW)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hate cats.. they get into and on everything, and the damn hairballs make you puke which just doubles the mess (we have two cats). The article sums up what I figured was going on all along !
I’ll take my “dawg” any day... his affection and trust is pure!
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:28:41 AM PST
by
maddog55
(The enemy is domestic and it's the government.)
To: maddog55
I like dogs, too, but they are really nasty creatures. They stink like heck, and need a lot more care than cats do. They eat crap and then want to lick your face. They bite the neighbors kids and cause all kinds of trouble. Cats take care of themselves.
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:34:56 AM PST
by
beckysueb
(Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
To: maddog55
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:37:26 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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