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6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
Cracked.com ^ | Dec 07, 2009 | Matthew Hayden

Posted on 12/08/2009 12:38:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows

Cats are here to observe us and report about us.
Ever try to have a privte conversation?
Ever notice that kitty is right there in rapt attention, listening to the conversation?


41 posted on 12/08/2009 8:56:00 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

I thought they were here to prevent me from success at videogames.


42 posted on 12/08/2009 8:56:56 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s a side quest for them, not the over arching plan.


43 posted on 12/08/2009 9:15:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When a dog licks you, he’s kissing you.

When a cat licks you, she’s tasting you.


44 posted on 12/08/2009 9:24:59 AM PST by BJClinton (http://www.williamsfortexas.com/)
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To: maddog55

I’ll take a cat any day. They don’t slobber!


45 posted on 12/08/2009 9:34:34 AM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: Sunshine Sister

Dog Slobber is such a delight

;-)


46 posted on 12/08/2009 9:38:03 AM PST by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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To: Halgr
Dog Slobber is such a delight

Guess you haven't had a couple of Newfies, have you! :-)

47 posted on 12/08/2009 10:01:29 AM PST by mupcat
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To: mupcat

I have both cats and dogs and they hang out together especially now, 19 degrees this morning at home. Aw, love them all. We put the human emotion into it they don’t at all. Been training a new Doberman female we adopt from the breeder. They do not know the repremand if it is not done immediately. They don’t think like humans.

It is nice to care for God’s creatures, that love is recognized to eternity. Promise!


48 posted on 12/08/2009 10:58:16 AM PST by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: beckysueb; All
Free Republic is full of lots of information.

I have a shit eating dog and found out the vet can give you a pill that will stop your dog from doing that...

Heard it first and Free Republic and verified it with my vet......FYI

49 posted on 12/08/2009 12:37:23 PM PST by goat granny
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To: mupcat

Naaaa just boxers and rottys..........LOL


50 posted on 12/08/2009 12:39:48 PM PST by Halgr (Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
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To: Thermalseeker
So true my boxador she will eat anything and when I come home from work my wife tells me when she hears me pull up in the drive she sets and the stands and then sets not know what to do until I come through the door. Then it's ok what did you bring me home to eat from your lunch for that day. That dog will everything from green beans to bananas.
51 posted on 12/08/2009 2:23:10 PM PST by guitarplayer1953 (Romak 7.62X54MM, AK47 7.62X39MM, LARGO 9X23MM, HAPINESS IS A WARM GUN BANG BANG YEA YEA)
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To: mupcat

Love Neufies. Wish I had one :(


52 posted on 12/08/2009 3:25:16 PM PST by JosephW (Mohammad Lied, People die!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued

Ping


53 posted on 12/08/2009 4:08:00 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: Impy

I looked through some of the links, it’s obviously put together by liberal a$$holes (see “Racist Ads” citing Harold Junior Ford, yet leaving out crap like the ads aired against JC Watts as some sort of evil ‘fro-wearing villain from “The White Shadow”; or see “Popular Chick Flicks That Hate Women” which takes a vicious, gratuitious shot at Gov. Palin).


54 posted on 12/08/2009 4:53:40 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dear Slings and Arrows,
While I appreciate your devotion to my species, evidenced by the cute pictures you post, there is one thing I strongly object to: You—or whoever created these posters— seem to labor under the misconception that cats, if they could speak Humanese, would speak like retarded three year olds. I resent this, given the fact that my species is far more intelligent than yours. Please cease and desist from posting these utterly inane pictures, or at least have the decency to correct the spelling and grammar on them.
Thank you,
—il gatto di Giotto


55 posted on 12/08/2009 5:16:18 PM PST by giotto
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To: Slings and Arrows
I thought they were here to prevent me from success at videogames.

Nah, that role goes to small children.

56 posted on 12/08/2009 6:04:31 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Don't eat your dog; eat obnoxious, liberal humans to save the planet!)
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To: JosephW
Love Neufies. Wish I had one :(

I haven't had one (had many other breeds though), but my neighbor had 3 and believe it or not, bought a Range Rover to haul them around in.

My problem with them was, besides these loooooong drools which would be flung far and wide when they'd shake their heads, was they really had an odor to them. They were very well taken care of, but boy did they smell, or at least that RR smelled after they had been in there. Also shedding was a problem. Sweet, lumbering dogs though.

57 posted on 12/08/2009 6:24:50 PM PST by mupcat
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To: mupcat

I had a friend back when I lived out in California that had one (and a large one at that). The dog never smelled and lived in doors.

I just keep remembering his sweet disposition and thinking, OK, they are huge beasts, but so nice.


58 posted on 12/08/2009 9:29:44 PM PST by JosephW (Mohammad Lied, People die!)
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To: guitarplayer1953
That dog will everything from green beans to bananas.

My Labs love bananas, sweet corn, blue berries, raspberries, melons, apples, etc. They will pick their own, too. I've learned to never take them berry picking. They eat them faster than I can pick 'em. My yellow female thinks that any melons I grow are hers, too.

Back in the mid 90's my engineering company did a couple of work stints in Israel as a contractor to Nortel. I had eaten a melon over there called the "Ogen" melon, named for a particular region there. They are about the size of a softball and they are delicious, sort of like a honey dew, but I'd never been able to find seeds here. I finally found a source on seeds and planted some. My lab Myrtle ate every one of them....

59 posted on 12/09/2009 7:34:53 AM PST by Thermalseeker (Stop the insanity - Flush Congress!)
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60 posted on 12/11/2009 6:16:49 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Big government more or less guarantees rule by creeps and misfits.)
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