Posted on 11/02/2009 9:59:51 AM PST by EveningStar
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Alton Brown is the BEST!
That’s the type batchelors like, didn’t you know? ... They’re at least alive ...
BTW, some of Paula’s lines of late are so good that one thinks she must have a writer working for her! ... If not, she’s having entirely too much fun on that show to be paid for it.
As a man, having once dealt with a woman who is bat poop crazy, I can see it too.
It’s not just that, though. She’s smarmy and fake. No matter how attractive she is, that just doesn’t do anything for me.
Give me Nigella Lawson any day!
It's sad that some of the best entertainment on television is a cooking show. But then, Brown admits that his show's concept is mostly Julia Child-meets-Monty Python.
Now see, you’ve just salted the watermelon! ... Sandra is the sort a batchelor seeks, while Nigella (who bites, I’m told) is the sort a man seeks for a wife and life-long companion. What a woman!
Absolutely, positively the better the sooner!!!
Andrew Cuomo lives with Sandra Lee?? Are you positive??
Unlike most people around here it seems, I happen to love Guy and his show. I guess it’s just my kind of food. I also think he’s a very nice guy. Don’t like Alton’s show at all. To me it’s boring. I did like him when he went on his motorcycle trip across the country.
I like the different kinds of shows the FN has on. I think just cooking shows are boring. I can open a cookbook and find a receipe.
Is anyone else concerned with how much weight our buddy Alton has put on? The worst place for it, too. He's got the classic "apple-shape" first heart-attack by 50 body sadly.
Preach it. She is just sexy beyond words. And that accent...oh my!
I love to watch Nigella’s hands while she prattles on incessantly as she cooks. *SIGH*
In fact, I could use a lift for today so I think I’ll go watch a Nigella Bite’s episode on Youtube right now! ... Vicarious living don’tchaknow.
I was responding to ErnBatavia’s comment. I have no idea if it’s true or not. She’s got to be with someone of influence to keep that show on the air.
You are behind the times. He’s lost a bunch of weight.
LMAO!! Mr. Saatchi (her husband) is a lucky fellow!
Paula is a professional Southerner with a southern accent that should make southerners wince.
Guy is an a-hole who doesn't know that sunglasses belong on the front of your face and that if you have and "r" in your name it's not pronounced "Fieti".
Please say it's not so.
I'm still trying to get over the fact that Stephanie March is married to Bobby Flay!
Mario Batali is a flaming liberal.
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