Food Network Humor

Food Network Humor ^

[EveningStar]

This is for those of you who have ever watched Food Network. :)

[EveningStar]

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[US Navy Vet]

Alton Brown RULES!

[EveningStar]

Agreed. :)

[EveningStar]

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[BJClinton]

The Guy Fieri/douche bag bit was pure awesomeness.

[ErnBatavia]

The Guy Fieri/douche bag

Every time we see him, wifey and I wonder how long it takes him to decorate and fluff himself each morning.

[Constitution Day]

LOVE. IT. !!!

The Guy Fieri/douchebag thing was great. And boy do they have Sandra Lee nailed. She is so smarmy! I cannot stand her.

Nigella all the way for me!

[EveningStar]

The Guy Fieri/douche bag bit was pure awesomeness.

Well, he is douche bag! :)

[mancini]

Thanks for the link, LOL. I like FN, but the quality of its programming needs some work. Please, no more challenge and chopped shows! And no more find-the-next-star shows, ugh. And now HGTV does it, too.

[ErnBatavia]

They nailed it with this one.....(Andrew Cuomo's live in girlfriend)

[Reaganesque]

I’ve heard they’re putting out a new cereal called “Emeril Krispies.” They’re like Rice Krispies but instead of going “Snap, Crackle, Pop” they spin around the bowl shouting “BAM! BAM!!”

[Buck W.]

I miss the old lineup with David Rosengarten, Mario Batali, and the Two Tamales. More cooking—less features.

[La Lydia]

The creepy Halloween meat loafs win the prize!

[martin_fierro]

Cooking ... it is a ... difficult concept.

[Artemis Webb]

THE CELEBRITY CHEF PING LIST

If you would like to be on or off the ping list let me know.

[mancini]

I miss the old lineup with David Rosengarten, Mario Batali, and the Two Tamales. More cooking—less features.

Oh gosh, I had to look up David Rosengarten to jog my memory. Yes, he was good. I miss Mario but won't watch that goofy me-and-ol-bittman-travel-spain-with-young-chicks show on PBS, LOL. I even miss Emeril at this point. And what happened to Paula Dean and Rachael Ray? Rachael was this somewhat demure thing when she first started and then morphed into the mouth that roared. And Paula was endearing at first and turned into this cackler with the hair. IA with FNH, all of Ina's male friends are gay, every last one of them. We get it, Ina, you're enlightened. Talk about heavy-handed.

[tubebender]

Drink...

[Sloth]

I've always loved this photo of Giada bathing in the blood of the infidels.

[Artemis Webb]

"I miss the old lineup with David Rosengarten, Mario Batali, and the Two Tamales. More cooking—less features."

FN still does cooking shows. They are just on in the daytime whereas night has given way to features. I still can't understand though why anybody would dump Mario Batali and keep Sandra Lee.