[EveningStar]

This is for those of you who have ever watched Food Network. :)

[EveningStar]

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[US Navy Vet]

Alton Brown RULES!

[EveningStar]

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[BJClinton]

The Guy Fieri/douche bag bit was pure awesomeness.

[Constitution Day]

LOVE. IT. !!!

The Guy Fieri/douchebag thing was great. And boy do they have Sandra Lee nailed. She is so smarmy! I cannot stand her.

Nigella all the way for me!

[mancini]

Thanks for the link, LOL. I like FN, but the quality of its programming needs some work. Please, no more challenge and chopped shows! And no more find-the-next-star shows, ugh. And now HGTV does it, too.

[ErnBatavia]

They nailed it with this one.....(Andrew Cuomo's live in girlfriend)

[Reaganesque]

I’ve heard they’re putting out a new cereal called “Emeril Krispies.” They’re like Rice Krispies but instead of going “Snap, Crackle, Pop” they spin around the bowl shouting “BAM! BAM!!”

[La Lydia]

The creepy Halloween meat loafs win the prize!

[martin_fierro]

Cooking ... it is a ... difficult concept.

[Artemis Webb]

THE CELEBRITY CHEF PING LIST

If you would like to be on or off the ping list let me know.

[Sloth]

I've always loved this photo of Giada bathing in the blood of the infidels.

[tubebender]

Guy grew up here in Ferndale Ca in Humboldt county and he gives credit to several local chefs for his training...

[llevrok]

Sandra Lee could dredge me in flour any time.

[tubebender]

Local story on GUY FIERI

[Sloth]

I think the FN person most deserving of ridicule is probably Marc “Double Dare” Summers, due to his horribly failed attempts at wit or puns in introducing ‘Unwrapped’ segments. Actually, that entire show could go, as it’s basically the same thing every time... “XXXXXXs start out as corn syrup, flour, water and flavoring that are mixed in a giant vessel... the mixture is extruded into cornstarch molds... after they’ve cooled, the XXXXXXs take a tumble in these rotating drums while a glossy coating is applied... then it’s off to packaging...” blah blah blah.

[Liberty Valance]

Alton Brown's earliest baby picture

[CaptRon]

Sandra is lovely but can't cook.

Paula is a professional Southerner with a southern accent that should make southerners wince.

Guy is an a-hole who doesn't know that sunglasses belong on the front of your face and that if you have and "r" in your name it's not pronounced "Fieti".

[Ransomed]

Anthony Bourdain’s show was pretty funny, especially when he made fun of the other FN hosts. Jeff Corwin is pretty funny on his new show, Alton Brown is awesome too.

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