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Way to impress the jury.
1 posted on 10/28/2009 10:01:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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Now he's really s**t out of luck.


2 posted on 10/28/2009 10:02:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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UP SH*TS CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE...PING!!!


3 posted on 10/28/2009 10:03:27 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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That’s a crappy way to behave in court.


5 posted on 10/28/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by humblegunner
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>> smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors

His lawyer didn’t think anything out of the ordinary, being made of the stuff anyway...

But when he threw it at the JURY... THAT’S when it hit the fan.


6 posted on 10/28/2009 10:05:46 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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the guy smeared the poop on a lawyer and the poop complained


8 posted on 10/28/2009 10:06:38 AM PDT by wny
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the guy smeared the poop on a lawyer and the poop complained


9 posted on 10/28/2009 10:06:50 AM PDT by wny
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Monkeys throwing poop ping!


10 posted on 10/28/2009 10:06:55 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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What a $hithead! Bet he doesn’t pull that crap again...


12 posted on 10/28/2009 10:08:50 AM PDT by Professional
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McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom

So, because the jury had seen him in cuffs; he demanded a re-trial. Not because he wasn't guilty, not because he had any evidence, not because he felt he was innocent - but because it was determined that he posed a risk to either his lawyer, the police or members in the room.

So, how do you overcome this? Hmmm, how about throwing feces at everyone? That will make them come over to your side.

Reminds me of the 60-minutes style show on the air several years ago that dealt with the rise of Road Rage. The defendant was found guily of running a little old lady off the road - and before the gavel dropped; he turned to the TV camera and proclaimed "The judge is just showboating for the cameras". The look on the judge was priceless. The judge re-considered and gave the guy the absolute maximum fine plus the maximum jail time the law would allow - THEN he banged the gavel. Loved it.

14 posted on 10/28/2009 10:10:54 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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This is one reason I always try to avoid jury dooty.


15 posted on 10/28/2009 10:12:23 AM PDT by Sloth (For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of the International Olympic Committee.)
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Talk about slinging s***! My profs had nothing on this guy.


17 posted on 10/28/2009 10:14:49 AM PDT by charles1252
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Mr. McGowan can now look forward to Christmas cards
from Mr. Hanky for the next 31 years. ;o)


19 posted on 10/28/2009 10:23:40 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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I got some poop right here ready for slingin’....


23 posted on 10/28/2009 10:42:59 AM PDT by BertWheeler (Dance and the World Dances With You!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

"But it's what I DO! It's completely natural! Discrimination! Attica!!!"

25 posted on 10/28/2009 10:48:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

He'd get far less time for rape-rape.

26 posted on 10/28/2009 10:49:14 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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Send lawyers, guns and money....the s—t has hit the fan!


31 posted on 10/28/2009 11:14:53 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Don’t fling the slime if you can’t do the time...


36 posted on 10/28/2009 2:42:23 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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