Way to impress the jury.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Now he's really s**t out of luck.

2 posted on
10/28/2009 10:02:46 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
UP SH*TS CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE...PING!!!
To: Slings and Arrows
That’s a crappy way to behave in court.
To: Slings and Arrows
>> smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors
His lawyer didn’t think anything out of the ordinary, being made of the stuff anyway...
But when he threw it at the JURY... THAT’S when it hit the fan.
6 posted on
10/28/2009 10:05:46 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
To: Slings and Arrows
the guy smeared the poop on a lawyer and the poop complained
8 posted on
10/28/2009 10:06:38 AM PDT by
wny
To: Slings and Arrows
the guy smeared the poop on a lawyer and the poop complained
9 posted on
10/28/2009 10:06:50 AM PDT by
wny
To: Slings and Arrows
Monkeys throwing poop ping!
10 posted on
10/28/2009 10:06:55 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Slings and Arrows
What a $hithead! Bet he doesn’t pull that crap again...
To: Slings and Arrows
McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroomSo, because the jury had seen him in cuffs; he demanded a re-trial. Not because he wasn't guilty, not because he had any evidence, not because he felt he was innocent - but because it was determined that he posed a risk to either his lawyer, the police or members in the room.
So, how do you overcome this? Hmmm, how about throwing feces at everyone? That will make them come over to your side.
Reminds me of the 60-minutes style show on the air several years ago that dealt with the rise of Road Rage. The defendant was found guily of running a little old lady off the road - and before the gavel dropped; he turned to the TV camera and proclaimed "The judge is just showboating for the cameras". The look on the judge was priceless. The judge re-considered and gave the guy the absolute maximum fine plus the maximum jail time the law would allow - THEN he banged the gavel. Loved it.
14 posted on
10/28/2009 10:10:54 AM PDT by
Hodar
(Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
To: Slings and Arrows
This is one reason I always try to avoid jury dooty.
15 posted on
10/28/2009 10:12:23 AM PDT by
Sloth
(For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of the International Olympic Committee.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Talk about slinging s***! My profs had nothing on this guy.
To: Slings and Arrows
Mr. McGowan can now look forward to Christmas cards
from Mr. Hanky for the next 31 years. ;o)

19 posted on
10/28/2009 10:23:40 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Slings and Arrows
I got some poop right here ready for slingin’....
23 posted on
10/28/2009 10:42:59 AM PDT by
BertWheeler
(Dance and the World Dances With You!)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

"But it's what I DO! It's completely natural! Discrimination! Attica!!!"
25 posted on
10/28/2009 10:48:36 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
To: Slings and Arrows
has been sentenced to 31 years in prison. He'd get far less time for rape-rape.
26 posted on
10/28/2009 10:49:14 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
To: Slings and Arrows
Send lawyers, guns and money....the s—t has hit the fan!
31 posted on
10/28/2009 11:14:53 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
Don’t fling the slime if you can’t do the time...
36 posted on
10/28/2009 2:42:23 PM PDT by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
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