Posted on 10/09/2009 12:35:04 PM PDT by Loyalist
U.S. President Barack Obama told a crowd of admiring White House press corps reporters that he was "deeply honoured" to have won the 2009 Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes.
As the President was having an early morning working breakfast with czar Kevin Jennings, Obama was surprised to hear the doorbell ring and see the cryogenicaly revived body of Ed McMahon and Dick Clark on the White House doorstep, cheque in hand.
"I can't believe it!" said Obama. "That's more free money than I've ever seen working for ACORN!"
"For the first time in my life," said an estatic Michelle Obama, dressed in a bright satin dollar green dress with matching shiny gold belt, "I am proud to be an American!"
The Obamas haven't decided what to do with their winnings, but sources say they're planning a trip to Kenya soon.
"They're going to....safari. That's it. Safari," muttered Robert Gibbs at a press conference held later today.
“...Obama was surprised to hear the doorbell ring and see the cryogenicaly revived body of Ed McMahon and Dick Clark on the White House doorstep, cheque in hand.”
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Dick Clark was cryogenically revived too? If not, he should have been.
Thank you for the funny.
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