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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: OrioleFan
Only in San Francisco can you say Try Five Guys... "... and succeed." ;0)
81
posted on
09/18/2009 8:03:55 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
When they dry out a bit, I can hit’em 200 yards with my 4 iron!
82
posted on
09/18/2009 8:06:25 AM PDT
by
CIDKauf
(No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
To: paulycy
*ahem*
Show girls don’t interest me. Most folks hereabouts just call me ‘Face...
;o]
83
posted on
09/18/2009 8:08:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: CIDKauf
I can hit’em 200 yards with my 4 iron!LOL!
84
posted on
09/18/2009 8:08:39 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: OrioleFan
85
posted on
09/18/2009 8:09:35 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: BenLurkin
86
posted on
09/18/2009 8:09:35 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Monkey Face
*ahem*Oops!... um.... uh.... shame how 0bama made people stop coming to Vegas....um... right? (blush)
87
posted on
09/18/2009 8:11:38 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
Hey something for Obama
88
posted on
09/18/2009 8:12:59 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: paulycy
LOL!
It’s OK. The screen name fools a lot of people, but it’s what Cary Grant called Myrna Loy in an old movie.
;o]
89
posted on
09/18/2009 8:14:19 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: paulycy
90
posted on
09/18/2009 8:14:41 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: Monkey Face
it’s what Cary Grant called Myrna Loy in an old movie.I've seen that movie, you cute little monkey face. ;0)
91
posted on
09/18/2009 8:15:17 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Lucky9teen
This is great!
| Your Burger Says That You are Not Gluttonous |
 You are likely a fairly picky eater. And you're secretly a little squeamish about some foods.
You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything.
You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath!
You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food.
You have trouble making decisions quickly. Everything looks good to you... especially at a restaurant. |
92
posted on
09/18/2009 8:15:39 AM PDT
by
Judith Anne
(Drill here! Drill NOW! Defund the EPA!)
To: paulycy
93
posted on
09/18/2009 8:18:56 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Lucky9teen
And for dessert:
94
posted on
09/18/2009 8:19:49 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Lucky9teen; reagan_fanatic; a real Sheila; 50mm; Lizavetta; Roscoe Karns; edzo4; Netizen; ...
95
posted on
09/18/2009 8:23:34 AM PDT
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: paulycy; Monkey Face
That was Joan Fontaine not Myrna Loy.
The film was Hitchcocks “Suspicion” a CLASSIC
Nigel Bruce is hilarious as “Beaky”
96
posted on
09/18/2009 8:24:27 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mylife
The film was Hitchcocks “Suspicion” a CLASSICI remembered the line but not the name of the movie. Thanks!
97
posted on
09/18/2009 8:26:32 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Allegra
98
posted on
09/18/2009 8:27:00 AM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: Nateman
That’s a good one. Ya got all the bases covered.
Or maybe I should say “all their base are belong to you!”
99
posted on
09/18/2009 8:27:47 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
100
posted on
09/18/2009 8:28:49 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
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