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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: Daffynition
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posted on
09/18/2009 5:55:38 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Lucky9teen
22
posted on
09/18/2009 5:55:45 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
To: Allegra
23
posted on
09/18/2009 5:56:24 AM PDT
by
Big Giant Head
(Running my computer bare naked for over a year with no infections at all.)
To: paulycy
24
posted on
09/18/2009 5:57:49 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Lucky9teen
25
posted on
09/18/2009 5:58:26 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Riley
WANTWANTWANTWANTWANTLOL! Me too!
26
posted on
09/18/2009 5:58:50 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Lucky9teen
IN!!! I seem to be suddenly hungry....
27
posted on
09/18/2009 5:59:09 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(Live free or die.)
To: paulycy
BACON! You know my weakness. And I'm trying to eat healthy.
28
posted on
09/18/2009 6:01:33 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
To: Lucky9teen
| Your Burger Says That You are Not Gluttonous |
 You are the ultimate foodie. You're picky about food quality, but you're not picky about eating strange things.
You are bold and resolute in your choices. You don't back down, and you aren't afraid to go at something full force.
You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods. |
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posted on
09/18/2009 6:02:12 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: Lucky9teen
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2341357/posts
To: Daffynition
31
posted on
09/18/2009 6:03:49 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
OMG! You're evil!
32
posted on
09/18/2009 6:05:15 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
To: paulycy
I may have to go to Five Guys now.
Thanks a lot.
33
posted on
09/18/2009 6:06:12 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Lucky9teen
34
posted on
09/18/2009 6:06:45 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Riley
If you're even in Southern California ya gotta try In-n-Out!
Spectacular!
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posted on
09/18/2009 6:12:28 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Daffynition
OMG! You're evil! I'll show ya evil! BWA-HAHAHAHA!
36
posted on
09/18/2009 6:16:13 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
I lived in California for more than forty years. They had In-n-Out in the Bay Area when I was there. They’re good!
Try Five Guys, if you haven’t already. Don’t go if you’re not very hungry, though.
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posted on
09/18/2009 6:20:00 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Riley
Try Five Guys, if you haven’t already. Don’t go if you’re not very hungry, though.Yeah, I've tried them and they're good. Lots of toppings to play with and good fries.
I didn't realize In-n-Out was as far north as SF. I grew up in SoCal and thought it was limited to there. I grew up just a few miles from the original outlets.
Mmmmmm. Memories.
38
posted on
09/18/2009 6:24:15 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: Obadiah
What’s green and lies everytime his lips move?
Barack O’Bama.
To: Lucky9teen
Wow.THAT was bizarre.
Hilarious...
twisted...
and touched something in me that I didn’t know existed.:P
But mostly hilarious!!
Was it filmed in Nancy Pelosi’s universe?
Thanks! I’m sending it on!
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posted on
09/18/2009 6:28:09 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Palin/Malkin 2012...the 'Cuda and the Asian Fox!)
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