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Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
National 
Day
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says 'Hey bartender give me a beer'.
The bartender says - 'I'm sorry we don't serve food here'.
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers! Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? I’ve been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheeseburgers; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: paulycy
61
posted on
09/18/2009 7:41:41 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mylife
Needs BBQ sauce!You and my youngest son.
BLEAH!
62
posted on
09/18/2009 7:42:50 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
63
posted on
09/18/2009 7:46:47 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: mylife
64
posted on
09/18/2009 7:46:49 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
I live in Arizona and we have In-N-Out here also. Best burgers around. They’re also a Christian owned chain. If you eat there and you’ve never noticed, look at the bottom of your drinking cup. There are bible verses on the bottom of them.
65
posted on
09/18/2009 7:48:52 AM PDT
by
Mind Freed
(Maybe Obama was the Wright choice... Let's wait till everything Ayers out.)
To: Lucky9teen
66
posted on
09/18/2009 7:49:57 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: paulycy
67
posted on
09/18/2009 7:50:15 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: paulycy
68
posted on
09/18/2009 7:50:57 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
69
posted on
09/18/2009 7:51:52 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: paulycy
We have In-N-Out here, in Vegas. Awesome!
70
posted on
09/18/2009 7:52:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: mylife
If you look real hard you can actually see some cheeseburgers in that picture.
To: Lucky9teen
| Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous |
 You are very gluttonous. Even if you're full, you'll still clear your plate.
You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything.
You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath!
You consider yourself a healthy eater. But you're not about to sacrifice taste or quantity!
You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food.
You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods. |
72
posted on
09/18/2009 7:53:22 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: mylife
My incredible sense of perception has picked up on a subtle and recurring theme in your recent posts....
73
posted on
09/18/2009 7:54:23 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
I like my burgers “hand spanked”
74
posted on
09/18/2009 7:54:28 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: paulycy
75
posted on
09/18/2009 7:55:07 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Mind Freed
They’re also a Christian owned chain.You'd think I would know that but I never did till now. Thanks!
76
posted on
09/18/2009 7:55:55 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
Was it good for you, too? Yah! Most awesome. Got the hat and t-shirt to prove it. :-)
77
posted on
09/18/2009 7:58:44 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: Mind Freed
I never knew that about In ‘N Out! One more reason to eat there. Their burgers are the best.
78
posted on
09/18/2009 8:00:56 AM PDT
by
Nea Wood
(Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
To: Monkey Face
We have In-N-Out here, in Vegas. Awesome!Almost takes your mind off the showgirls...
79
posted on
09/18/2009 8:01:29 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Screw the RACErs.)
To: paulycy
Only in San Francisco can you say Try Five Guys...
80
posted on
09/18/2009 8:02:14 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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