Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty ? Ive been flamed!
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? Youve got no beef, soldier!
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, its back to the old grind!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done !
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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Needs BBQ sauce!
You and my youngest son.
BLEAH!
I live in Arizona and we have In-N-Out here also. Best burgers around. They’re also a Christian owned chain. If you eat there and you’ve never noticed, look at the bottom of your drinking cup. There are bible verses on the bottom of them.
Gark!
We have In-N-Out here, in Vegas. Awesome!
If you look real hard you can actually see some cheeseburgers in that picture.
Your Burger Says That You are Gluttonous |
You are a very open eater. You like many types of tastes, and you'll eat just about anything. You tend to gravitate toward strong, pungent foods. Even if it means having bad breath! You consider yourself a healthy eater. But you're not about to sacrifice taste or quantity! You are straightforward, honest, and ambitious. You tend to be direct about what you want when it comes to food. You are emotional. You have a big heart, and you tend to go for comfort foods. |
I like my burgers “hand spanked”
see #74 LoL
You'd think I would know that but I never did till now. Thanks!
Yah! Most awesome. Got the hat and t-shirt to prove it. :-)
I never knew that about In ‘N Out! One more reason to eat there. Their burgers are the best.
Almost takes your mind off the showgirls...
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