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Man Claims Restaurant's Undercooked Salmon Gave Him 9-Foot Tapeworm
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Posted on 06/12/2009 11:08:13 AM PDT by Chet 99

A man who ate an undercooked salmon salad claims he developed a 9-foot tapeworm, the Scientific American reported.

Anthony Franz sued Shaw's Crab House in Chicago for serving him the salad, which he said made him violently ill, according to the Chicago Times.

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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: diet; health; loseweight; tapeworm; triallawyers
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1 posted on 06/12/2009 11:08:13 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99

How could someone swallow a nine foot tape worm without knowing it?

;^)


2 posted on 06/12/2009 11:09:46 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Chet 99

Oh yuck.


3 posted on 06/12/2009 11:10:27 AM PDT by dforest (Anyone dumb enough to have voted for him deserves what they get.. No Pity!)
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To: WayneS

You’d think you’d notice such a thing...
Maybe it was Salmon Linguini...


4 posted on 06/12/2009 11:10:31 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

“Waiter, there’s a 9-foot tape worm in my dish...”


5 posted on 06/12/2009 11:11:38 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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6 posted on 06/12/2009 11:11:53 AM PDT by Pistolshot (The Soap-box, The Ballot-box, The Jury-box, And The Cartridge-Box ...we are past 2 of them.)
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To: Pistolshot

BTTT


7 posted on 06/12/2009 11:12:05 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Chet 99

Yum!

8 posted on 06/12/2009 11:12:35 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Pistolshot

OK, OK, folks...

all jokes aside, we all know that tapeworms start out as just a little cyst and grow in YOUR gut...

happy now?


9 posted on 06/12/2009 11:12:57 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: Chet 99
There is no comment about the safety of eating raw or undercooked foods on the menu at Shaw's Crab House, Chicago.

I'll be right back after lunch.

10 posted on 06/12/2009 11:13:45 AM PDT by spald
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To: Chet 99

Interesting factoid of the day: At the turn of the last century, some people used to intentionally ingest tapeworms as a form of weight control.


11 posted on 06/12/2009 11:14:23 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Chet 99

five cookies and hammer is the cure....


12 posted on 06/12/2009 11:14:47 AM PDT by Voter62vb
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To: Pistolshot; Revolting cat!; Lucky9teen
A temperance advocate was trying to impress upon youth the dangers of evil liquor.

She took a worm and put in a glass of whiskey (neat).

The worm died within minutes.

She then asked the children if they learned anything from this demonstration.

Little Johnny said, "Yeah, drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

13 posted on 06/12/2009 11:15:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Chet 99
Hey, think of it as a prize. You know, like the ones in the cereal boxes.

Only this prize is 9 feet long, lives in your gut, and gives you nausea, abdominal pain, and diarrhea.

14 posted on 06/12/2009 11:15:57 AM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: TheWasteLand

We need a Tape Worm Czar. To keep the other parasite Czars in check.


15 posted on 06/12/2009 11:16:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: MrB

Perhaps. I wonder if he slurped it all down at once like my son does with spaghetti.

“That’s the longest piece of pasta I’ve EVER eaten!”


16 posted on 06/12/2009 11:16:56 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Chet 99

oFr free?


17 posted on 06/12/2009 11:17:14 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: FourtySeven

Saw a woman do that on the tv program “1,000 Ways To Die”. The woman lost weight all but she died DEAD.


18 posted on 06/12/2009 11:17:46 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Chet 99

...running out to get a parasite cleanse. Thanks.


19 posted on 06/12/2009 11:18:39 AM PDT by Dasaji (On a beach somewhere in my head...)
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To: lilylangtree
Saw a woman do that on the tv program “1,000 Ways To Die”. The woman lost weight all but she died DEAD.

Well at least she didn't die ALIVE... :0)

20 posted on 06/12/2009 11:18:52 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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