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National Donut Day ^

[Lucky9teen]

In light of Obama's "America Is A Muslim Country & Apology" Tour...

It goes without saying that Muslims are perhaps the least humorous folk on Earth; whereas Jews have learned to laugh at themselves, even turning that laughter into a business: Vaudeville. When I was growing up, my father never failed to tell me at least three jokes a day, most of them involving Jews and their eccentricities, customs, and travails. I'd like to continue that long tradition of Jews telling jokes, but with Muslims as the butt of the joke. You can't be civilized until you can laugh at yourself.

Perhaps in this way, someday, even radical fundamentalist Muslims may find themselves laughing. In fact, it would do my heart good to hear that a billion Muslims laughed themselves to death.

Many of these are probably in poor taste, to which I say tough camel titties.

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces. [See photo above.]

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Government can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused. One...dentist?" He says. "Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

[april15Bendovr]

I love the quote from The UK Telegraph that Rush Limbaugh has been using.

“If al-Qaeda wants to demolish the America we know and love, they better hurry, because Obama is beating them to it.”

[Nateman]

I didn’t know that was where Bill Clinton was working

They wanted to call it "The Monica" but realized not evening a willing Idiot would eat it!

[absolootezer0]

with that picture on it, wouldn’t it be filled with polonium-210

[Lost Dutchman]

[Nateman]

Be afraid of the creme. Be very, very afraid!

Time to make the donuts!

[G8 Diplomat]

-Q: What did the mullah say to the suicide bomber?
A: Great work Omar! You’re the bomb!

-Iran launced a new long-range missile the other day that is supposedly and upgraded and improved model of previous missiles. So it can go a whole mile now.

-Ehud Olmert, Mahmud Abbas, and George Bush are sitting at a negotiation table during the Annapolis conference. After an hour of inconclusive talk, Abbas stands up frustrated and says straight out, “The Palestinian people want a state!” President Bush coolly responds to the request. “OK, we’ll give you one,” he says. “How’s Massachusetts sound?”

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

Pakistan. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous!

[Bean Counter]

[Nateman]

Eminem. He no like donuts

He likes his M&M plain. No nuts.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

You Are a Glazed Donut

Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone digs you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.

What Donut Are You?

[april15Bendovr]

That photo is symbolic of what Eminem has been doing to us with his music for years.

[clearcarbon]

The image brings to mind
the Wizard of Oz in white
giving the Tinman his new
heart. I wonder if the
donut is ticking?