Time to make the donuts!
Time to make the donuts!
-Q: What did the mullah say to the suicide bomber?
A: Great work Omar! You’re the bomb!
-Iran launced a new long-range missile the other day that is supposedly and upgraded and improved model of previous missiles. So it can go a whole mile now.
-Ehud Olmert, Mahmud Abbas, and George Bush are sitting at a negotiation table during the Annapolis conference. After an hour of inconclusive talk, Abbas stands up frustrated and says straight out, “The Palestinian people want a state!” President Bush coolly responds to the request. “OK, we’ll give you one,” he says. “How’s Massachusetts sound?”