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Hugo Chavez unveils 'world's cheapest mobile' El Vergatario
news.com ^

Posted on 05/13/2009 5:12:06 PM PDT by JoeProBono

VENEZUELA is to start selling in May a mobile phone it is billing as one of the world's cheapest: a $US14 ($21.57) handset that includes an mp3 player, radio and camera. President Hugo Chavez unveiled the phone - named "El Vergatario" - today, saying it would be produced by a joint Venezuelan-Chinese firm and marketed across Latin America and the Caribbean. The firm, Vetelca, is 85 per cent controlled by Mr Chavez's government, with the remainder owned by ZTE of China. Vetelca plans to make four million of the units per year in association with another Chinese company, Huawei.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: hugochavez; mobilephone


1 posted on 05/13/2009 5:12:06 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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Let's End This FReepathon!!
2 posted on 05/13/2009 5:15:40 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: JoeProBono

Hugito’s own Volksempfänger.


3 posted on 05/13/2009 5:20:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL


4 posted on 05/13/2009 5:20:58 PM PDT by traviskicks (http://www.neoperspectives.com/Ron_Paul_2008.htm)
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To: JoeProBono

My Spanish is not very good, but somebody help me out here. Does El Vergatario mean what I think it means? I only know enough to start a fight, and I think that might be one of the words that would do it.


5 posted on 05/13/2009 5:23:59 PM PDT by davetex (If it's in stock, we've got it.)
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To: davetex

Yes, it does. Rush talked about this today.


6 posted on 05/13/2009 5:27:15 PM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: davetex
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez this month will launch a $15 mobile phone complete with a camera, WAP internet access, an FM radio and MP3 and MP4 players. The phone is called the Vergatario, which is derived from a slang word for "penis."
7 posted on 05/13/2009 5:27:27 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: davetex

LoL! “Stick this in your ear”


8 posted on 05/13/2009 5:31:13 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: davetex
I only know enough to start a fight, and I think that might be one of the words that would do it.

LOL! Yes, that's one of the words. Maybe it's Hugo's cute little way of saying eff you to the world, the eeevvvil capitalists, and, of course, his fellow Venezuelans.

As Rush pointed out today, it's a dictator's dream machine: knock out the competition by selling an ultra-cheap phone, have everybody on that network, and you have a lovely stream of conversations you can listen in on any time you feel like it. Without even the pretense of a legal order, the state can also examine the numbers people call and their patterns of calling and traveling. Pretty neat, huh?

9 posted on 05/13/2009 5:40:29 PM PDT by livius
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To: mylife

That’s what I thought. Nice move Hugo.


10 posted on 05/13/2009 5:41:23 PM PDT by davetex (If it's in stock, we've got it.)
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To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
Does it come pre-loaded with Obama speeches?


11 posted on 05/13/2009 5:48:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (If you like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, the IRS, and the Post Office, you'll love govt Health Care)
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To: livius; Slings and Arrows

When your country has a little dictator, you have to find some way to compensate.


12 posted on 05/13/2009 5:49:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (If you like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles, the IRS, and the Post Office, you'll love govt Health Care)
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To: a fool in paradise

Hmmm...the psychological implications of Hugo’s choice of a name for his - er, phone - would probably keep Freud busy for awhile!


13 posted on 05/13/2009 5:53:46 PM PDT by livius
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To: JoeProBono

proper name for the phone considering he is a um”dick-tator”

Im sure he’s laughing every time you put the d*ck up to your ear....

boy he sure is..cocky....

ok the jokes can go on and on


14 posted on 05/13/2009 6:07:40 PM PDT by wheresmycheckbarry?
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To: JoeProBono

The only downsides of the phone is that it never turns off, monitors what you are saying on or off the phone, and when not in use broadcasts Chavez’s multiple-hour long speeches.


15 posted on 05/13/2009 6:22:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: JoeProBono
And as an added bonus, it will record both sides of every conversation as well as both parties GPS location. No extra charge for the "eternal memory" feature...

Regards,
GtG

PS At least you know who's listening in!

16 posted on 05/13/2009 6:27:56 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
He named it after himself.


17 posted on 05/13/2009 11:59:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
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To: JoeProBono

Es chiquitiiiiiiiiiiito!

18 posted on 05/14/2009 7:26:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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