Posted on 05/01/2009 6:30:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
News organizations have done an admirable job of recapping the first 100 days of the Obama administration. But rarely do we stumble across a primary source like Barack Obama's own Facebook feed. Scroll down for the full story.
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Barack Obama joined the Washington, D.C. network. |
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Barack Obama is taking the oath of office. | ||
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Barack Obama is taking the oath of office. | ||
Barack Obama deleted the group I'm a Lobbyist AND I Work at the White House! | ||
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Barack Obama deleted the group Guantanamo Bay Detainees 4EVA. | ||
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed likes this. | |
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Reggie Love wrote on Beyonce Knowles' Wall. | |
Not ready to put a ring on it, but I do like it. | ||
Joe Biden posted a note: 25 Random Things About Me. | ||
Chris Dodd #7 and #16 - Me too! |
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Michael Steele created the group R to the N to the C. | ||
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Rahm Emanuel updated his Education and Work info to Undersecretary of Go Fuck Yourself. | |
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Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, Robert Gates and others joined the group Cabinet. | ||
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Hillary Clinton is adjusting :). | ||
Reggie Love joined the group White House Hotties. | ||
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Tom Vilsack Welcome to the club! |
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Steven Chu One of us, one of us, lol |
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Senate Finance Committee invited Tim Geithner to the event Confirmation Hearing. |
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Tim Geithner joined the group Cabinet. | ||
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Senate Finance Committee invited Tom Daschle to the event Confirmation Hearing. |
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Tom Daschle left the group Cabinet. | ||
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Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Charlie Gibson, Anderson Cooper, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, George F. Will, David Brooks, and Charles Krauthammer added the Twitter application.
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Joe Biden completed the quiz Which sexy man are you? with the result "Joe Biden." | ||
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5 million people updated their Education and Work info to Unemployed. |
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Barack Obama became a fan of Stimulus. | ||
Barack Obama invited the group Senate Republicans to the event Bi-Party!-sanship. | ||
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58 people are fans of Stimulus. |
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Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, and Arlen Specter changed their political views to Moderate. | ||
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61 people are fans of Stimulus. |
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Paul Krugman is having an aneurysm. | ||
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Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry created the group We Don't Need Your Stinkin' Money. |
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Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry joined the Des Moines network. | ||
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Michael Steele is When I say death, you say tax. Death! Death! | |
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Grover Norquist Tax! |
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Grover Norquist Tax! |
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Barack Obama added Canada to the Places I've Been application. |
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Hillary Clinton added Egypt, Israel, Switzerland, the Palestinian Territories, Belgium, China, Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, and 37 others to the Places I've Been application. | ||
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Joe Biden created the group "I Love I Love You, Man,' Man.". |
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Barack Obama posted a note to the group America. | ||
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We are not quitters | ||
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Nancy Pelosi likes this. | ||
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Bobby Jindal Why hello! Didn't see ya there. So what's the deal with volcano spending?? Say, wanna ride in my ice cream truck? |
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27,198, 235 people left the group Jindal 2012. | ||
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Barack Obama is no longer a fan of Iraq. | ||
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Barack Obama is a fan of Afghanistan. |
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Gordon Brown invited Barack Obama to the event Long-Ass Press Conference.
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Barack Obama
Sorry ... Lost.
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Barack Obama is a fan of Stem Cell Research. | ||
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Dick Cheney wrote on Barack Obama's Wall. |
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http://tinyurl.com/c45gh5 |
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Barack Obama is OUTRAGED about AIG bonuses. | ||
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Robert Gibbs
He really is. |
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Barack Obama posted a video: Me on Leno!. | ||
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Hillary Clinton posted a video: Me on Leno in 1997. | ||
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Barack Obama sent a friend request to Iran.
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Dick Cheney created the group Barack Obama: Enemy Combatant. | ||
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Barack Obama sent the Queen of England an iPod.
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Barack Obama sent Somali Pirates a Trio of Snipers. | ||
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John Boehner posted an article: GOP Alternative Budget. | |
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10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters. |
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Paul Ryan posted an article: Alternative GOP Alternative Budget. | ||
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10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters. |
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Joe Biden completed the quiz Are you on a boat? with the result "You're on a boat." | ||
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Barack Obama added Turkey to the Places I've Been application. |
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Barack Obama deleted "Armenian genocide, 1915-18" from Interests. | ||
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Sasha Obama and Malia Obama added the Dogbook application. |
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Neil Cavuto sent Barack Obama a tea bag. | ||
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Rachel Maddow !!! |
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Neil Cavuto ? |
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Rachel Maddow ;) |
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Rick Perry left the network United States. |
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Barack Obama posted an article: Torture Memos. | ||
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Dick Cheney and David Boies are now friends.
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Barack Obama deleted "prosecuting torturers" from Interests. | ||
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Barack Obama added "prosecuting torturers" to Interests. |
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Hugo Chavez sent Barack Obama a book. | ||
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Dick Cheney invited George W. Bush to the group Barack Obama IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ. |
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George W. Bush |
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Arlen Specter joined the group Democrats. |
Great thread with tons of Scare Force One pics!!!
Most truthful part of the Facebook page:
John Boehner posted an article: GOP Alternative Budget.
10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.
Paul Ryan posted an article: Alternative GOP Alternative Budget.
10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.
Least accurate part:
Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, and Arlen Specter changed their political views to Moderate.
IN! Let the silliness begin.
FR has Air Force One Photo Op pics ping
The facebook stuff is hilarious.
Late today...running my Spybot, so this machine’s a slug.
NY Daily News Air Force One photo-shop entries
WWII: Online Game Version: Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! ownage! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool *poland has joined the game* poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ? *poland has been eliminated* poland:****!!!!11 poland:**** U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!! deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: **** Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: wtf is nukes? T0J0: Yeah, wtf is nukes? Stalin: d00d, gimme some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: OMGWTFBBQ!!? *T0J0 has been COMPLETELY OWNZORED* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all ***s *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o ****! *paTTon has left the game.*
That’s funny.
That was GREAT!
Now that's classic entertainment.
Thanks for posting that I love it every time it pops up every six months or so.
That’s great!
Thanks for that ... one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
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Sorry ... Lost.