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The Official Friday Silliness Thread

Posted on 05/01/2009 6:30:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

News organizations have done an admirable job of recapping the first 100 days of the Obama administration. But rarely do we stumble across a primary source like Barack Obama's own Facebook feed. Scroll down for the full story.

Barack Obama joined the Washington, D.C. network.

Barack Obama is taking the oath of office.

Barack Obama is taking the oath of office.
Barack Obama deleted the group I'm a Lobbyist AND I Work at the White House!

Barack Obama deleted the group Guantanamo Bay Detainees 4EVA.

 

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed likes this.

Reggie Love wrote on Beyonce Knowles' Wall.
  Not ready to put a ring on it, but I do like it.
Joe Biden posted a note: 25 Random Things About Me.
  Chris Dodd
#7 and #16 - Me too!
Michael Steele created the group R to the N to the C.

Rahm Emanuel updated his Education and Work info to Undersecretary of Go Fuck Yourself.

Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, Robert Gates and others joined the group Cabinet.

Hillary Clinton is adjusting :).
Reggie Love joined the group White House Hotties.

  Tom Vilsack
Welcome to the club!

  Steven Chu
One of us, one of us, lol

Senate Finance Committee invited Tim Geithner to the event Confirmation Hearing.

Tim Geithner joined the group Cabinet.

Senate Finance Committee invited Tom Daschle to the event Confirmation Hearing.

Tom Daschle left the group Cabinet.

Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Charlie Gibson, Anderson Cooper, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, George F. Will, David Brooks, and Charles Krauthammer added the Twitter application.

Joe Biden completed the quiz Which sexy man are you? with the result "Joe Biden."

5 million people updated their Education and Work info to Unemployed.

Barack Obama became a fan of Stimulus.
Barack Obama invited the group Senate Republicans to the event Bi-Party!-sanship.

Mitch McConnell
Sorry ... Lost.

58 people are fans of Stimulus.

Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, and Arlen Specter changed their political views to Moderate.

61 people are fans of Stimulus.

Paul Krugman is having an aneurysm.

Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry created the group We Don't Need Your Stinkin' Money.

Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry joined the Des Moines network.

Michael Steele is When I say death, you say tax. Death! Death!

 

Grover Norquist
Tax!

 

Grover Norquist
Tax!

Barack Obama added Canada to the Places I've Been application.

Hillary Clinton added Egypt, Israel, Switzerland, the Palestinian Territories, Belgium, China, Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, and 37 others to the Places I've Been application.

Joe Biden created the group "I Love ‘I Love You, Man,' Man.".

Barack Obama posted a note to the group America.

  We are not quitters

Nancy Pelosi likes this.

  Bobby Jindal
Why hello! Didn't see ya there. So what's the deal with volcano spending??
Say, wanna ride in my ice cream truck?

27,198, 235 people left the group Jindal 2012.

Barack Obama is no longer a fan of Iraq.

Barack Obama is a fan of Afghanistan.

Gordon Brown invited Barack Obama to the event Long-Ass Press Conference.

Barack Obama
Sorry ... Lost.

Barack Obama is a fan of Stem Cell Research.

Dick Cheney wrote on Barack Obama's Wall.

 

http://tinyurl.com/c45gh5

Barack Obama is OUTRAGED about AIG bonuses.

 

Robert Gibbs
He really is.

Barack Obama posted a video: Me on Leno!.

Hillary Clinton posted a video: Me on Leno in 1997.

Barack Obama sent a friend request to Iran.

Dick Cheney created the group Barack Obama: Enemy Combatant.

Barack Obama sent the Queen of England an iPod.

Barack Obama sent Somali Pirates a Trio of Snipers.

John Boehner posted an article: GOP Alternative Budget.

10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.

Paul Ryan posted an article: Alternative GOP Alternative Budget.

10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.

Joe Biden completed the quiz Are you on a boat? with the result "You're on a boat."

Barack Obama added Turkey to the Places I've Been application.

Barack Obama deleted "Armenian genocide, 1915-18" from Interests.

Sasha Obama and Malia Obama added the Dogbook application.

Neil Cavuto sent Barack Obama a tea bag.

  Rachel Maddow
!!!

 

Neil Cavuto
?

  Rachel Maddow
;)

Rick Perry left the network United States.

Barack Obama posted an article: Torture Memos.

Dick Cheney and David Boies are now friends.

Barack Obama deleted "prosecuting torturers" from Interests.

Barack Obama added "prosecuting torturers" to Interests.

Hugo Chavez sent Barack Obama a book.

Dick Cheney invited George W. Bush to the group Barack Obama IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ.

 

George W. Bush
Sorry ... Lost.

Arlen Specter joined the group Democrats.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 100days; obama; obamajokes; ofst; scareforceone; silliness; worst100days
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To: Lucky9teen
New Photoshop Contest, Obama Air Force One Photo OP

Great thread with tons of Scare Force One pics!!!

21 posted on 05/01/2009 6:47:29 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Lucky9teen

Most truthful part of the Facebook page:

John Boehner posted an article: GOP Alternative Budget.

10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.

Paul Ryan posted an article: Alternative GOP Alternative Budget.

10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.

Least accurate part:

Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, and Arlen Specter changed their political views to Moderate.


22 posted on 05/01/2009 6:47:54 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN! Let the silliness begin.


23 posted on 05/01/2009 6:50:07 AM PDT by alarm rider (Any country that tells you what light bulb to use is not a free country.)
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To: Lucky9teen

24 posted on 05/01/2009 6:53:55 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: nahanrac

FR has Air Force One Photo Op pics ping


25 posted on 05/01/2009 6:57:39 AM PDT by lilycicero (Stoming in my Air Force Ones)
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To: Lucky9teen

The facebook stuff is hilarious.


26 posted on 05/01/2009 6:58:51 AM PDT by agrace
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 05/01/2009 7:02:02 AM PDT by red-dawg (The Obama Administration : A Man-Caused Disaster.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Late today...running my Spybot, so this machine’s a slug.


28 posted on 05/01/2009 7:04:57 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: ErnBatavia
http://nydailynews.mycapture.com/mycapture/photos/Album.aspx?EventID=741413&CategoryID=49366

NY Daily News Air Force One photo-shop entries

29 posted on 05/01/2009 7:15:01 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: Lucky9teen
WWII: Online Game Version: 

Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* 
*Eisenhower has joined the game.* 
*paTTon has joined the game.* 
*Churchill has joined the game.* 
*benny-tow has joined the game.* 
*T0J0 has joined the game.* 
*Roosevelt has joined the game.* 
*Stalin has joined the game.* 
*deGaulle has joined the game.* 
Roosevelt: hey sup 
T0J0: y0 
Stalin: hi 
Churchill: hi 
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! ownage! 
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks 
T0JO: lol 
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! 
benny-tow: haha america sux 
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? 
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever 
Stalin: cool 
*poland has joined the game* 
poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ? 
*poland has been eliminated* 
poland:****!!!!11 
poland:**** U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!! 
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help 
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy 
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry 
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me 
Roosevelt: get antiair guns 
Churchill: i cant afford them 
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? 
paTTon: **** 
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys 
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick 
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army 
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up 
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded 
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck 
*deGaulle has left the game.* 
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? 
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? 
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? 
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO 
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u 
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses 
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol 
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u 
Hitler[AoE]: wtf 
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army 
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker 
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler 
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! 
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard 
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path 
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE 
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol 
benny-tow: haha 
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full 
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help 
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya 
Stalin: church help me 
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here 
Stalin: dont be an arss 
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late 
Eisenhower: LOL 
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help 
Hitler: o man ur focked 
paTTon: oh what now biotch 
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol 
*benny-tow has been eliminated.* 
benny-tow: lame 
Roosevelt: gj patton 
paTTon: thnx 
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** 
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record 
Eisenhower: Nuts! 
benny~tow: wtf that mean? 
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped 
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker 
Stalin: rofl 
T0J0: HAHAHHAA 
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay 
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city 
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* 
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself 
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL 
Stalin: OMG LMAO! 
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows 
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game* 
paTTon: hahahhah 
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs 
benny~tow: shut up noob 
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron 
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? 
Eisenhower: yah me too 
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol 
Eisenhower: fock u 
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie 
Stalin: go to hell lol 
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk 
Eisenhower: yah this is gay 
*Roosevelt has left the game.* 
Hitler[AoE]: wtf? 
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join 
*tru_m4n has joined the game.* 
tru_m4n: hi all 
T0J0: hey 
Stalin: sup 
Churchill: hi 
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! 
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES 
Stalin: wtf is nukes? 
T0J0: Yeah, wtf is nukes? 
Stalin: d00d, gimme some plz 
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple 
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets 
T0J0: OMGWTFBBQ!!? 
*T0J0 has been COMPLETELY OWNZORED* 
*The Allied team has won the game!* 
Eisenhower: awesome! 
Churchill: gg noobs no re 
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck 
*T0J0 has left the game.* 
*Eisenhower has left the game.* 
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** 
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss 
tru_m4n: l8r all 
benny~tow: bye 
Churchill: l8r 
Stalin: fock u all 
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol 
*tru_m4n has left the game.* 
benny~tow: lololol u commie 
Churchill: ROFL 
Churchill: bye commie 
*Churchill has left the game.* 
*benny~tow has left the game.* 
Stalin: i hate u all ***s 
*Stalin has left the game.* 
paTTon: lol no1 is left 
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep 
*paTTon has been eliminated.* 
paTTon: o ****! 
*paTTon has left the game.*

30 posted on 05/01/2009 7:20:04 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: OB1kNOb; Revolting cat!
That's not Air Force One, this is. You can tell because it's flying by the Statue of Liberty.


31 posted on 05/01/2009 7:27:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 40?


32 posted on 05/01/2009 7:33:43 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That’s funny.


33 posted on 05/01/2009 7:38:17 AM PDT by synbad600
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To: Lucky9teen
ORLY RanflaORLY RanflaORLY RanflaORLY RanflaORLY Ranfla
34 posted on 05/01/2009 7:47:04 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That was GREAT!


35 posted on 05/01/2009 7:51:28 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Who was on the AF1 at the time and why were they on MY DIME!)
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To: Izzy Dunne
*poland has joined the game*
poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
*poland has been eliminated*


Now that's classic entertainment.

36 posted on 05/01/2009 7:55:13 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (America has proved it's not racist. Now it needs to prove it's not suicidal.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Thanks for posting that I love it every time it pops up every six months or so.


37 posted on 05/01/2009 7:55:32 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: AppyPappy
www.slate.com
38 posted on 05/01/2009 8:18:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist NOW RECRUITING - see Constitution for details!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That’s great!


39 posted on 05/01/2009 8:24:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist NOW RECRUITING - see Constitution for details!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Thanks for that ... one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.


40 posted on 05/01/2009 8:45:08 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (There are no points for second place.)
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