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Norwegian man caught having sex with girlfriend while driving at 100mph
hotklix ^ | 13 Apr 2009

Posted on 04/14/2009 8:30:20 PM PDT by JoeProBono

A Norwegian man faces a heavy fine and a driving ban after police caught him having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on the motorway, police said on Monday. The unnamed couple, a 28-year-old man and a 22-year-old woman, were caught in the act late on Easter Sunday by traffic police on the E18 highway, some 25 miles west of Oslo.

Officers who clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133 kilometres per hour in a 100 zone realised they were doing more than just breaking the speed limit, police told AFP."It was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," said Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerund district police.

"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way," he added.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bloodyvikings; haraldhardraada; sex; vikingsex
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To: benjibrowder

I once got a ticket for getting oral while driving. They called it “Impeding the operation of a motor vehicle (girl too close)” Don’t think I didn’t keep that ticket in my wallet for awhile...


21 posted on 04/14/2009 8:50:16 PM PDT by When do we get liberated?
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To: JoeProBono

Guess he used the stick shaft maneuver. Gone in five.


22 posted on 04/14/2009 9:01:21 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: JoeProBono

I am shocked this was even possible with all the restrictions put on driving in Norway to save the planet.

The price of gas and cars in Norway is completely outragous to us Americans...

Not to mention that there was probably no one else on the road except the suspected perp and his gal and the well paid cop who can’t carry a gun.


23 posted on 04/14/2009 9:24:03 PM PDT by alisasny (It's the oxymoronical existence of the average liberal moron that astounds anyone with a brain.)
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To: JoeProBono

Man! Talk about multi-tasking!!


24 posted on 04/14/2009 10:09:23 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (There are no points for second place.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; pissant; Salamander

not-a-ping


25 posted on 04/14/2009 10:13:06 PM PDT by The SISU kid (I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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To: JoeProBono

Well, I wouldn’t trust an article that can’t get the conversion from Kilometers per hour to Miles per hour correct...

He was *not* going 100 MPH...., and if they can’t get the obvious facts straight, that you can see right in the article, why should we believe *anything* in the article at all?


26 posted on 04/15/2009 3:02:28 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: JoeProBono
I *warned* you to stay away from that hussy. She's fast!

Cheers!

27 posted on 04/15/2009 3:24:59 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: benjibrowder
Many years ago, a couple were in a car when they were in a wreck. She went thru the windshield still gripping his privates. ;0(
28 posted on 04/15/2009 7:46:48 AM PDT by seemoAR
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To: seemoAR
"She went thru the windshield still gripping his privates."

A fireman friend of mine tells the tale of arriving on the scene of a wreck where the car ran off a bridge and hit the water about 60 feet below. When the divers pulled the dead driver from the car, he was found to be missing his... (ahem). When they pulled the dead woman from the car? They pried open her mouth and found it.

29 posted on 04/15/2009 7:54:49 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

I hope they enjoyed their last ride. ;0(


30 posted on 04/15/2009 8:01:44 AM PDT by seemoAR
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To: The SISU kid; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
If you smoke after sex...you're doing it too fast.


31 posted on 04/15/2009 11:23:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Revolting cat!

100mph, that really is quickie!


32 posted on 04/15/2009 11:28:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: Hatteras

There was a football player in Houston who shot himself after an accident on the highway a few years back.

His male friend had died during the accident. There were some rumors that had been the case/cause and reason he didn’t want to have to account for it.


33 posted on 04/15/2009 11:30:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: 12Gauge687

Bubba went to church with his big prop Bible and then hooked up with Monica Lewinsky on an Easter Sunday. Just saying...


34 posted on 04/15/2009 11:30:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: JoeProBono
“He couldn’t see much because her back was in the way,” he added.
Then how was he supposed to know that he was over the speed limit?
35 posted on 04/15/2009 11:31:25 AM PDT by cartan
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To: stylin19a

There comes a time during something like this you just can’t hit the brakes.


36 posted on 04/15/2009 11:32:55 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: JoeProBono

Well done young Viking !!! :)


37 posted on 04/15/2009 11:34:56 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
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To: JoeProBono

It wasn’t his fault, she was screaming “Faster, Faster!” and it wasn’t like he could see the speedometer...


38 posted on 04/15/2009 11:43:01 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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