[seemoAR]

Many years ago, a couple were in a car when they were in a wreck. She went thru the windshield still gripping his privates. ;0(

[Hatteras]

"She went thru the windshield still gripping his privates."

A fireman friend of mine tells the tale of arriving on the scene of a wreck where the car ran off a bridge and hit the water about 60 feet below. When the divers pulled the dead driver from the car, he was found to be missing his... (ahem). When they pulled the dead woman from the car? They pried open her mouth and found it.