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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
True! She’ll have to make a Royal Appearance. (I have the comb ready, too!)
2,481
posted on
04/28/2009 5:16:32 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Monkey Face
"Perhaps you should be grateful that it is not YOU who sleeps at the foot of the bed!!" I can make a bed, and I don't mean put covers on it.
2,482
posted on
04/28/2009 5:19:34 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Do they sleep in your bed?
I hope you don’t have a Chihuahua.
I’d hate to see you get sick.
2,483
posted on
04/28/2009 5:20:52 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: NicknamedBob
I can MAKE a lot of things. But I prefer to coax them....
2,484
posted on
04/28/2009 5:23:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick
Wednesday will be as regal as she always is, tomorrow. She just wants everyone to know when “her day” is.
:o]
2,485
posted on
04/28/2009 5:24:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: fanfan
2,486
posted on
04/28/2009 5:25:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Ah, here she is to eat! Shannon must have told her we filled the bowl.
2,487
posted on
04/28/2009 5:25:18 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Monkey Face
And left in a tearing hurry. She must have read my mind!
2,488
posted on
04/28/2009 5:25:53 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
2,489
posted on
04/28/2009 5:25:58 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: fanfan
We have a Scottie, a Westie, and ... a Dachshund.
No, it wasn’t my choice.
2,490
posted on
04/28/2009 5:36:45 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
2,491
posted on
04/28/2009 5:39:26 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; All
Same to you!
See you tomorrow!
2,492
posted on
04/28/2009 5:51:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
He’s good.
He only gets sick when he eats the cat poo.
2,493
posted on
04/28/2009 5:58:18 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: NicknamedBob
Small dogs, eh?
Do you have pictures?
2,494
posted on
04/28/2009 6:04:21 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I suppose I could ... take ... some pictures.
2,495
posted on
04/28/2009 6:12:11 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
That’s the great thing about pictures.
You can take them, and leave them, at the same time.
2,496
posted on
04/28/2009 6:15:17 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Darksheare; Cyber Liberty
Almost 2500 posts?
This is my first post here, I think. You expect me to find this? Do I look brilliant to either of you? Smart arse, yes, brilliant, no.
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty
We do our major shopping on the first Wednesday of every month. 10 percent off at our grocery store.
I don’t know how to tell a joke. I’d have to look them up online. But Cyber can. It’s the Irish in him.
Sionnsar, Good Night and “Oichdhe Mhath.”
To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Darksheare
The little creatures did it again. I wake up around 2:00 a.m., and the kitties follow me to the kitchen to get water, then they follow me to bed because they want their cookies.
They’ve had their cookies, all in different places of the bed, and now I’m awake and I have three cats within two feet of me in the study. The female kitten is with her daddy.
To: Slip18
I know, it's probably too early for nude kittehs, but ...
2,500
posted on
04/29/2009 4:41:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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