Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
I never did understand why she wouldn’t touch the cereal after I put sugar on it.
She wouldn’t have been able to recognize the sweet smell...just that it wasn’t something that appealed to her.
They won’t eat chocolate, either.
Ash is a dople...a dog who thinks she’s a people!
Like any kid, she doesn’t want her veggies!
She did eat Hershey kisses.
Had to keep them away from her.
Which is why it doesn’t make sense to me.
We have four catz, and they swarm my wife whenever she opens the cat-treat jar. It used to bother her but she seemz OK with it nowadays...
Ah. How old was she the first time she ate the Kisses?
Mature cats don’t usually do that, especially with dark chocolate.
Catz know a good thing when they hear it!! LOL!
Mimi was grabbed off the back porch as a kitten, and dumped into my room.
She grew to be a magnificent beast, twenty two pounds of tense feline muscle and all attitude.
She snagged a Hershey kiss milk chocolate when she was only a couple months old, seemed to like the texture.
Then I had to hide them in drawers and such.
She learned to open drawers, climb high in closets and wriggle into counter spaces.
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All hail the robot uprising.
*snicker*
(To keep our minds off the feline uprising.)
Yep. That figures. A kitten could do that!
Yeah.
She kept at it even when she was twenty two pounds of insanely curious adult cat.
“Where have you hidden the special treats?”
I’m surprised that she didn’t die from teh stuff.
Even when she dragged the one bag into the open and shared it with the dog.
(Who also didn’t die for some reason. I thought chocolate was toxic to pets?)
Chocolate is toxic to pets, but that is on the assumption that they are getting it fairly regularly. They lack an enzyme that is necessary to process chocolate, so though they won’t die from the first dose, it’s not a good idea to continue to feed it to them.
Even giving them carob is not a good idea as it smells like chocolate, and they can’t discern the difference.
Don’t think I’ve run across carob.
Health food stores. It’s often in trail mixes, disguised as coating for nuts.
You have no idea how much I just laughed at that last part.
Erm...
Erase it, OK?
;o]
Oh, it has possibilities.
The local libs, for example, coated in carob.
Ah, yes.. nuts smelling faintly of chocolate.
Perhaps we could get enough carob (don’t waste good chocolate!) to have another “molasses disaster.” In DC...with melted carob...
Imagine the possibilities!
June 2009, Washington D.C. awoke to the pandemonium of three million gallons of melted Carob bursting forth in apocalyptic geysers of doom which crushed everythig in their paths.
See how well that reads?
LOL!
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