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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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2,401
posted on
04/28/2009 8:24:41 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
That number seems vaguely sinister.
2,402
posted on
04/28/2009 8:31:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; sionnsar; SandyInSeattle; Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; fanfan; Dead Corpse
Today (so far) is my third good day in a row! I went to the store earlier, and only used the list in my head. I got everything on it! *doing the happy dance*
2,403
posted on
04/28/2009 9:01:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
2,404
posted on
04/28/2009 9:02:17 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
I have no idea how long this will last, but it’s good, for now. I’m just going to enjoy it!
(Of course, by 1:00, I may be singing a different tune, but for now, it ROCKS!!)
2,405
posted on
04/28/2009 9:03:56 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Picked up a Marlin 795W .22 yesterday.
Haven’t taken it to the range yet, not done tweaking it and kitting it out yet.
Cleaning it is gonna be a pain.
It has two flat plate receiver ‘rails’, I’ll call them, and many parts sandwiched between.The Ruger has three distinct groups of parts by comparison.
2,406
posted on
04/28/2009 9:05:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Whoa! There are worse ways to spend your time!
How are the kids? Is Peter walking, now? How is Ana?
I’ll be looking for something soon, in one of the local pawn shops, since they have a lay-away plan.
Then I will take the courses I need to carry concealed.
I’m excited!
2,407
posted on
04/28/2009 9:08:36 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
OOOPS!
I meant to ping you both! Sorry about that!
2,408
posted on
04/28/2009 9:11:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
I wanted to pick up another Ruger 10/22, but the missus reduced the decision down to 'fashion accessory'.
I.e., she liked the lighter weight of the Marlin.
I liked this and this instead.
But, as said, the missus said she liked this instead.
2,409
posted on
04/28/2009 9:34:35 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
Afternoon! Had my prayer group this morning. We do talk a lot! Pat is feeling better today.
2,410
posted on
04/28/2009 9:38:04 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
FReepmail to both of you.
2,411
posted on
04/28/2009 9:48:53 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I got some bread out to make a sandwich, and then went to change Vlad’s diaper, and Ash ate my bread. It’s a good thing we’re not short of food or anything!
2,412
posted on
04/28/2009 10:08:29 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
LOL.
My previous cat, Mimi the bobcat domestic mix, loved to eat Rice Krispies.
If I didn’t put sugar on them immediately, she’d have the whole bowl gone in seconds while I was getting the milk.
2,413
posted on
04/28/2009 10:12:30 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
But she wouldn’t eat them with sugar?
2,414
posted on
04/28/2009 10:21:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
Oddly enough, no.
And if the milk was in there, she wouldn’t touch it.
Strange cat she was.
2,415
posted on
04/28/2009 10:24:13 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I’ll say!
Ash will only eat vegetables if they’re cooked. Otherwise, she eats bread, meat, and so on, and leaves the lettuce and tomato on the floor.
2,416
posted on
04/28/2009 10:29:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
Mimi would go crazy over cold cuts.
If she heard the plastic rustle, you were going to have twenty two pounds of half wild cat climbing your leg after the cold cuts.
As for veggies, she wouldn’t touch those.
Spider plant, yes.
But veggies, no.
2,417
posted on
04/28/2009 10:37:01 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
A cat who wants your dinner is definitely a threat. Ash just waits until your back is turned!
2,418
posted on
04/28/2009 10:44:51 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
Catz have no taste buds for anything sweet.
Most adult catz won’t drink milk. It messes with their digestive systems.
2,419
posted on
04/28/2009 10:45:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Tax-chick
2,420
posted on
04/28/2009 10:46:35 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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