Post some good jokes

[A_cool_guy]

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy

[sionnsar]

2401

[Darksheare]

That number seems vaguely sinister.

[Monkey Face]

Today (so far) is my third good day in a row! I went to the store earlier, and only used the list in my head. I got everything on it! *doing the happy dance*

[sionnsar]

Good for you!

[Monkey Face]

I have no idea how long this will last, but it’s good, for now. I’m just going to enjoy it!

(Of course, by 1:00, I may be singing a different tune, but for now, it ROCKS!!)

[Darksheare]

Picked up a Marlin 795W .22 yesterday.
Haven’t taken it to the range yet, not done tweaking it and kitting it out yet.

Cleaning it is gonna be a pain.
It has two flat plate receiver ‘rails’, I’ll call them, and many parts sandwiched between.The Ruger has three distinct groups of parts by comparison.

[Monkey Face]

Whoa! There are worse ways to spend your time!
How are the kids? Is Peter walking, now? How is Ana?

I’ll be looking for something soon, in one of the local pawn shops, since they have a lay-away plan.

Then I will take the courses I need to carry concealed.

I’m excited!

[Monkey Face]

OOOPS!

I meant to ping you both! Sorry about that!

[Darksheare]

LOL!

I wanted to pick up another Ruger 10/22, but the missus reduced the decision down to 'fashion accessory'.
I.e., she liked the lighter weight of the Marlin.
I liked this and this instead.
But, as said, the missus said she liked this instead.

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon! Had my prayer group this morning. We do talk a lot! Pat is feeling better today.

[Darksheare]

FReepmail to both of you.

[Tax-chick]

I got some bread out to make a sandwich, and then went to change Vlad’s diaper, and Ash ate my bread. It’s a good thing we’re not short of food or anything!

[Darksheare]

LOL.
My previous cat, Mimi the bobcat domestic mix, loved to eat Rice Krispies.
If I didn’t put sugar on them immediately, she’d have the whole bowl gone in seconds while I was getting the milk.

[Tax-chick]

But she wouldn’t eat them with sugar?

[Darksheare]

Oddly enough, no.
And if the milk was in there, she wouldn’t touch it.
Strange cat she was.

[Tax-chick]

I’ll say!

Ash will only eat vegetables if they’re cooked. Otherwise, she eats bread, meat, and so on, and leaves the lettuce and tomato on the floor.

[Darksheare]

Mimi would go crazy over cold cuts.
If she heard the plastic rustle, you were going to have twenty two pounds of half wild cat climbing your leg after the cold cuts.
As for veggies, she wouldn’t touch those.
Spider plant, yes.
But veggies, no.

[Tax-chick]

A cat who wants your dinner is definitely a threat. Ash just waits until your back is turned!

[Monkey Face]

Catz have no taste buds for anything sweet.
Most adult catz won’t drink milk. It messes with their digestive systems.

[Darksheare]

Sneaky!