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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

True! She’ll have to make a Royal Appearance. (I have the comb ready, too!)


2,481 posted on 04/28/2009 5:16:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Monkey Face
"Perhaps you should be grateful that it is not YOU who sleeps at the foot of the bed!!"

I can make a bed, and I don't mean put covers on it.

2,482 posted on 04/28/2009 5:19:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

Do they sleep in your bed?

I hope you don’t have a Chihuahua.
I’d hate to see you get sick.


2,483 posted on 04/28/2009 5:20:52 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I can MAKE a lot of things. But I prefer to coax them....


2,484 posted on 04/28/2009 5:23:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Tax-chick

Wednesday will be as regal as she always is, tomorrow. She just wants everyone to know when “her day” is.

:o]


2,485 posted on 04/28/2009 5:24:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: fanfan

How is Rush, these days?


2,486 posted on 04/28/2009 5:25:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah, here she is to eat! Shannon must have told her we filled the bowl.


2,487 posted on 04/28/2009 5:25:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Monkey Face

And left in a tearing hurry. She must have read my mind!


2,488 posted on 04/28/2009 5:25:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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To: Tax-chick

Shannon is such a wuss!


2,489 posted on 04/28/2009 5:25:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: fanfan

We have a Scottie, a Westie, and ... a Dachshund.

No, it wasn’t my choice.


2,490 posted on 04/28/2009 5:36:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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Good night all...


2,491 posted on 04/28/2009 5:39:26 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar; All

Same to you!
See you tomorrow!


2,492 posted on 04/28/2009 5:51:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Gravity always gets me down.)
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To: Monkey Face

He’s good.

He only gets sick when he eats the cat poo.


2,493 posted on 04/28/2009 5:58:18 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Small dogs, eh?

Do you have pictures?


2,494 posted on 04/28/2009 6:04:21 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan
I suppose I could ... take ... some pictures.
2,495 posted on 04/28/2009 6:12:11 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

That’s the great thing about pictures.
You can take them, and leave them, at the same time.


2,496 posted on 04/28/2009 6:15:17 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Darksheare; Cyber Liberty

Almost 2500 posts?

This is my first post here, I think. You expect me to find this? Do I look brilliant to either of you? Smart arse, yes, brilliant, no.


2,497 posted on 04/29/2009 2:12:30 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty

We do our major shopping on the first Wednesday of every month. 10 percent off at our grocery store.

I don’t know how to tell a joke. I’d have to look them up online. But Cyber can. It’s the Irish in him.

Sionnsar, Good Night and “Oichdhe Mhath.”


2,498 posted on 04/29/2009 2:23:03 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Darksheare

The little creatures did it again. I wake up around 2:00 a.m., and the kitties follow me to the kitchen to get water, then they follow me to bed because they want their cookies.

They’ve had their cookies, all in different places of the bed, and now I’m awake and I have three cats within two feet of me in the study. The female kitten is with her daddy.


2,499 posted on 04/29/2009 2:34:03 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18

I know, it's probably too early for nude kittehs, but ...

2,500 posted on 04/29/2009 4:41:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
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