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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
I understand, 'Face! I put them up for anyone who might enjoy them, particularly you and LoM.

Our work here is over now. All the Europeans have gone home now. Two British colleagues are off somewhere, don't know where.

Three of us had dinner together: The Aussie leaves tomorrow for a stay in Europe before going back home, and the Canadian and I fly home Sunday.

We had fun this evening. All the restaurants around here are "ethnic" so we went to one of the "American" restaurants to get a Finnish take on American cuisine. The sign outside was funny: the name is "Colorado," logo is Plains Indian head profile in full feather bonnet, and the text featured things Mexican. Well, Tex-Mex seems to be the real theme overall, right up to Mexican blankets as part of the decoration (a point lost on both the Aussie and Canadian). I'm not sure where traditional Coloradan Jambalaya enters the mix.

2,261 posted on 04/24/2009 1:17:43 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face

Sorry about that!


2,262 posted on 04/24/2009 2:18:46 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar; LibreOuMort

LOL!

Should I go to “Colorado” and act as “consultant” on all things Western American?


2,263 posted on 04/24/2009 3:00:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Darksheare

Sure you are. Which is why you lurk....
;oþ


2,264 posted on 04/24/2009 3:02:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, absolutely! Colorado is very scenic, and “American Cowboy” always has very nice pictures of houses and day-cor.

We had a nice afternoon out. Plenty of kids of all ages, a big swingset, and lots of dirt. The little boys needed baths as soon as we got home! Tom met some boys who had been on a Boy Scout trip with our troop recently.


2,265 posted on 04/24/2009 3:30:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Lots of dirt helps boys to grow!
I really didn’t care how dirty my son got because I could wash him and his clothes. He had a lot of fun in the dirt!!

It’s good that you all had “fun,” today!


2,266 posted on 04/24/2009 3:46:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t get out much, unless it’s “work” like Girl Scouts or teaching Sunday School. Sitting in the shade watching the boys dig was a good deal!


2,267 posted on 04/24/2009 4:24:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m sure it was! I learned a lot by watching my son at play!


2,268 posted on 04/24/2009 5:11:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Even Pat was acting pretty normal, by his standards ;-).

Somebody on another thread is trying to say that Greek and Spanish don’t have lots of cognate words, when they do. It’s irritating. I think I’ll bless his heart soon!

Time for me to put the girls to bed, feed the catz, and go get my feet up. DP and Bill went to a race in Waxhaw, over to our south, and Anoreth went to Hang Out. Don’t know when we’ll see them back! At least it’s getting cooler in here; it was 82 a little while ago.


2,269 posted on 04/24/2009 5:19:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Monkey Face
I have a front door!


2,270 posted on 04/24/2009 5:39:35 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I just discovered that my neighbor cannot sing.)
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To: ThomasThomas

You need a roof before it rains.


2,271 posted on 04/24/2009 5:43:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Tax-chick

Lots of root words come from the Greek. One should never say anything hard and fast about the roots of words until they have researched it all.

I’m still waiting for my A/C to come on. It really wasn’t
“warm” today, but the wind had blown me into oblivion. I hate the feel of it AND the sound!

Enjoy the quiet while you can!


2,272 posted on 04/24/2009 6:08:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob

Looks like half of a barn door to me. But then, I grew up in the wild, wild West!

Get that roof on ASAP! You live in CA....weather changes as often as traffic lights do.


2,273 posted on 04/24/2009 6:10:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face; ThomasThomas
"Looks like half of a barn door to me."

It's good use of materials. The door is made of siding and trim, and the diagonals give it strength.

I faced a similar problem with my "playhouse". I wanted a door smaller in scale than a standard door. I ended up cutting several inches off a standard door. I have to duck when I enter.

I think mine has more room, although the stairway takes up a lot of it.

2,274 posted on 04/24/2009 6:23:08 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas

My dad was a carpenter...


2,275 posted on 04/24/2009 6:24:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

And so...to bed.
G’night y’all!


2,276 posted on 04/24/2009 6:26:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face; ThomasThomas
"My dad was a carpenter..."

Mine too. He knew how to use a handsaw.

I learned that from him, but I have other tools too.

2,277 posted on 04/24/2009 6:32:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
My dad tore down a old army barrack. If you remember the movie An Officer and A Gentlemen it was one of several barracks like the one in the film. They used the lumber to build the foundation for our church building that was built with giant Lincoln logs.

1686, “temporary hut for soldiers during a siege,” from Fr. barraque, from Sp. barraca (1249) “soldier's tent,” lit. “cabin, hut,” perhaps from barro “clay, mud,” which is probably of Celt-Iberian origin. Meaning “permanent building for housing troops” (usually in plural) is attested from 1697

2,278 posted on 04/24/2009 8:02:14 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I just discovered that my neighbor cannot sing.)
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To: All

Good morning all. Up, had breakfast, mostly packed, and soon I’ll check out and go tour Helsinki before heading to the airport hotel.


2,279 posted on 04/24/2009 11:58:43 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Highs in the mid-50s — almost summer!


2,280 posted on 04/25/2009 12:02:04 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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