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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick

Yeah! :o)


2,221 posted on 04/24/2009 5:06:00 AM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: Tax-chick

Morning...


2,222 posted on 04/24/2009 5:06:01 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Tax-chick

To cats, humans and human belongings are mere collateral damage in their quest for world domination.

No claws, no fangs. Feh! We’re just over-sized rodents too big to eat and too stupid to run away.


2,223 posted on 04/24/2009 5:10:28 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

I love cats!


2,224 posted on 04/24/2009 5:20:23 AM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady of the Pings)
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To: darkangel82

Good morning. My neighborhood smells like chicken farms today. Aaah, spring!


2,225 posted on 04/24/2009 5:22:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Ick. Not too spring fresh lol.


2,226 posted on 04/24/2009 5:26:00 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Tax-chick
Spring has sprung!

The grass is ris'

Wonder where the flowers is!

2,227 posted on 04/24/2009 5:26:02 AM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady of the Pings)
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To: darkangel82; Pippin

We have a few flowers. Anoreth spotted hummingbirds this morning.

I need to go hunt for trash bags. The kids insist we don’t have any, but they’re always wrong about this kind of thing.


2,228 posted on 04/24/2009 5:28:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick
But first, here's a picture:


2,229 posted on 04/24/2009 5:30:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick
Hummingbirds!

My grandmother used to have a hummingbird feeder outside the windopw of her kitchen.

The "hummers" were so pretty.

2,230 posted on 04/24/2009 5:35:21 AM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady of the Pings)
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To: Tax-chick

So, he’s receiving a call of congratulations from the President of the United States, right?


2,231 posted on 04/24/2009 5:51:50 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Darksheare
Zombie Kid...
2,232 posted on 04/24/2009 5:56:16 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: NicknamedBob

I hope not!


2,233 posted on 04/24/2009 6:06:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Monkey Face

The Offspring are done their tests! Anoreth will take them to the post office later (keeping the change as her tip, I’m sure).

Now I have to go to the Real Grocery Store to get shredded coconut and New Zealand wine.


2,234 posted on 04/24/2009 7:23:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Right up Darks’ ally! ;o)


2,235 posted on 04/24/2009 7:42:24 AM PDT by Pippin (Time Lady of the Pings)
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To: All; Pippin; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort
More from Helsinki today:

Photobucket A Canadian colleague and I had rather a chuckle over this one. The sign actually says "Elevator" in Finnish (left) and Swedish (right) -- virtually all signs here are bi-lingual. But my mind keeps translating it into "HISSY FIT" (over here, please).

Photobucket This is a typical scene on the outskirts of Helsinki -- these apartment buildings are everywhere and uniformly huge.

Photobucket The building where we met. A rather stark exterior, but rather different inside. LoM knows the person in the picture. Also, though one can't see it, the sign identifies one building occupant as "Vineyard International Oy." Not sure what "Oy" means, but it must be something like "Business" because all businesses end in "Oy".

Photobucket The room where we held the workshop. They didn't want cameras during the workshop so I held off until after. During the workshop the tables were full of laptops and equipment, with Ethernet and power cables everywhere. A unique element of this workshop was the tables on wheels -- each manufacturer had a table, and when it came time to move our stations for different pairwise or group testing, we simply wheeled them around the room. Nice.

Photobucket The other side of the wall to the left appears to the left in this photo. A three-story atrium, looking north, where we'd relax or eat lunch. A very nice facility!

ANd now I have to go meet some colleagues for dinner. Later...

2,236 posted on 04/24/2009 8:25:03 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

It’s all very rectangular. I guess this isn’t the reindeer part of Finland!


2,237 posted on 04/24/2009 8:35:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: sionnsar
Still looks like St. Paul to me... ;-)


2,238 posted on 04/24/2009 8:50:46 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!
Sorry I’m late, today. I had a hard time waking up.
The wind has blown for two days, and didn’t let up last night, so my brain is congested. *sigh*

And yesterday, I kept getting the cigarette smoke from my nex door neighbor, and coughed and hacked most of the day. Man. I hate that.

Anyway, I’m here. I’ll go to the PO in a bit.


2,239 posted on 04/24/2009 9:09:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good luck at the Post Orifice. We’re (the six younger children and me) going to a setaround with the Catholic homeschooling group later, after a stop to pick up my Girl Scout troop’s cookie prizes. Anoreth and Bill can stay home and get supper ready for their dad.


2,240 posted on 04/24/2009 9:57:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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