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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
I have a nephew who lives in Amsterdam.
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posted on
04/23/2009 11:20:01 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
04/23/2009 11:22:10 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
To: Tax-chick
What was going on in post # 2152?
was it a troll?
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posted on
04/23/2009 11:25:14 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Naughty Scottish Lass)
To: Pippin
To: Dead Corpse
Huh... Helsinki looks a LOT like St. Paul, MN. Downtown maybe. I'm sure it's very different as you move out. But I'm too tired to say more...
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posted on
04/23/2009 12:21:28 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Pippin; Tax-chick; MHGinTN
"What was going on in post # 2152? was it a troll?" In a way.
It was MHGinTN, but I'll assume he just posted to the wrong thread and had it pulled himself.
Yeah. That'll work.
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posted on
04/23/2009 3:53:49 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
How could this be a wrong thread?
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posted on
04/23/2009 4:02:10 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
"How could this be a wrong thread?" Well, I could get drunk, or sumpin' ...
Talk about bad ideas!
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posted on
04/23/2009 4:05:34 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Don’t get drunk on a Thursday.
2,189
posted on
04/23/2009 4:07:32 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Bill’s supposed to bring a desert to the Confirmation class assembly on Sunday. Maybe he’d like to make the Mojave. We did Antarctica for a Knights of Columbus party last fall.
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posted on
04/23/2009 4:14:00 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
ON the other hand, the sugar-free Girl Scout cookies are a desert, philosophically.
2,191
posted on
04/23/2009 4:25:32 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
Mmmm...”desert!” Something warm, eh?
I just had “supper,” and I think I want something for dessert.
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posted on
04/23/2009 4:35:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Tax-chick
"Bills supposed to bring a desert to the Confirmation class assembly on Sunday. Maybe hed like to make the Mojave." I'd go with the Kalahari.
All you have to do is use a cat litter pan full of sand, and put an empty Coke bottle in it.
.
(Ten points extra for whoever gets it.)
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posted on
04/23/2009 4:41:18 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Well, kids...i’m off for now.
2,194
posted on
04/23/2009 4:46:40 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: NicknamedBob
2,195
posted on
04/23/2009 4:52:28 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: NicknamedBob
‘Things go better with coke.’
2,196
posted on
04/23/2009 4:54:24 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
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posted on
04/23/2009 5:00:11 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: Tax-chick
NicknamedBob is so old, he’ll remember the radio jingle by the line I posted. Not me of course, I’m not THAT old; I just do Internet searches. *snicker*
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posted on
04/23/2009 5:02:27 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
I’ve seen print ads with that line, but I don’t recall it from the radio.
2,199
posted on
04/23/2009 5:05:30 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
To: MHGinTN; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
I open the pass through window at the guard shack and wonder if I’m on the set of Laugh In.
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posted on
04/23/2009 5:17:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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