Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
Waht to you mean “forced” to go out and enjoy this beautiful, breezy warm and gorgeous day, hm?
I never go anywhere - except Amsterdam in 2003 - I just get to hear about other people’s travels. Less stress for me!
I have a "fun" shoot on Saturday. Supposed to be 52oF and raining.
Not sure how "fun" it's going to be, but it'll increase my chances of winning something off the prize table.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that movie. Which, for me, is odd.
LOL!
Did you two collaborate on that? It sounds like a Bad Idea from a mad scientist.
That would have been nice! I've been to Oslo and now Helsinki.
Their tour went to all of Scandinavia, somewhere in Germany, and St. Petersburg, Russia.
Er... No. Do you think we should?
Well...ah...*ahem*
If you DID, I’m sure we wouldn’t be able to tell which one had what idea. Kinda like the Hildebrandt Brothers in Wonderland.
;o]
Hey.. that’s a good idea!
We can ‘detune’ a teleFRAG and use microphones, millimeter wave, and video system tracking to target the mosquito for explosive elimination.
Just think of it!
Matter to energy conversion destruction of annoying biting pests!
Get out the popcorn, folks! We gonna have some fireworks!!
Woo-hoo!
ping
Good morning! I’m going to Wal-mart as soon as Bill finishes his math test. We don’t have enough bread to make sandwiches for everyone. Maybe I’ll get fried chicken.
I’m just sitting here. I’m going to put Lucky into the cage with Janice the Valley Girl, in a while.
They’ve been side by side for a week, now, so I think it’s time they bunked together.
That sounds exciting, doesn’t it? It’s probably the high point of my day and I don’t even know it. ;o]
Of course, with the teleFRAG I’m not certain exactly why it does what it does.
Possibly it is a byproduct of particle twinning.
Or maybe when something is teleported, you are transmitting all possible states of matter for that object including antimatter.
Which would go a long way towards explaining the rather dirty particles coming from operating the beast.
I hope they get along! Santana has been doing major demonstrations of hostility at Slash all morning, while Slash sits on his rock with his eyes half closed. It must be very frustrating to be so furious and have nobody care ;-).
I mailed off OldTax-lady’s investment papers. “Someday” some money may turn up for Anoreth’s savings account! She wants a motorcycle when she’s 21 ...
Motorcycle?
Um.. tell her “Be extremely CAREFUL.”
Been in too many two wheel wipeouts myself to be comfortable with the thought of ladies wiping out in similar fashion.
Especially with my last one and my quote during it, “NOT the FACE!”
(Wrecks the frame, adds mileage, and can add scarring that would make certain tribes extremely jealous. Just ask my elbows and the underside of my chin. Of course, there’s newer safety gear these days...)
This. When you try and translocate, you shuffle the quanta through all possible states simultaneously. You try and resolve one of the resulting superimposed states, and ka-blammo.
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