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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: A_cool_guy
"Oh my...
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posted on
04/01/2009 2:01:02 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Monkey Face
HI, Face!!!!
BIG smooch for a free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/01/2009 2:12:48 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Dead Corpse
There must have been some magic in that shrunken head they found.
‘Cause when they placed it on the bed, it began to roll around..
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posted on
04/01/2009 2:21:09 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: stand watie
Hi, sw!!
*smooch*
*huggy things*
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:01:21 PM PDT
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Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
Between the two of you, I suspect I’ll be dreaming that song all night long. Thanks a bunch.
:oþ
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:04:21 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:20:53 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:21:46 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:27:12 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
*upchuck*
Well.
That was...different...
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:35:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:36:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Dead Corpse
Let's go with that. :)
It sounds better then the "I was very tired" excuse.
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posted on
04/01/2009 3:38:32 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Pippin; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
"... you mean like a TARDIS?" Just cleaning up loose ends ...
The notion of storage space that does not add the mass of things stored in it is different than a time machine, so no, NOT like a TARDIS. (Whatever that is.)
Another Heinlein connection; his extraordinary interdimensional transportation device in "The Number of the Beast" was named the "Gay Deceiver", and it had a door connecting it to the land of Oz.
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:04:28 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Pippin; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
Like Harry Potter’s Room of Necessity. It’s not there until you need it.
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:33:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:34:29 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:35:13 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Darksheare
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:38:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: NicknamedBob
TARDIS — had to look it up. Time travel capsule.
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:38:41 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: NicknamedBob
Remind me to introduce you to some DVDs of the Dr. Who series (both classic and new series) It's a British science fiction series that has been around since 1963, it was cancelled in about 1989 but brought back in 2005.
There have been at least 10 actors qho have played the Doctor in this series.
In response to your statement about interdementional transportation devices, I mentioned the Doctor's vehicle, which is a Time/Space ship as a possible example of such a device.
TARDIS is an anagram for Time And Relative Dimentions In Space. The interior exists in a dirrerent dimention than the exterior so it appears as if it is a small cramped space when on the inside it is spacious.
Get it?
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:44:24 PM PDT
by
Pippin
To: sionnsar
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:45:00 PM PDT
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Pippin
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/01/2009 4:45:15 PM PDT
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Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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