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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"All I need now is a cup of bad coffee." I would join you in it but I am certain your cup isn't big enough.
But that would definitely make it "bad".
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posted on
04/19/2009 7:54:52 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
“The scholar without good breeding is a nitpicker; the philosopher a cynic; the soldier a brute and everyone else disagreeable.”
Lord Chesterfield
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posted on
04/19/2009 8:05:56 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
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posted on
04/19/2009 8:09:50 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
To: Lady Jag
“The scholar without good breeding is a nitpicker; the philosopher a cynic; the soldier a brute and everyone else disagreeable.”
Lord Chesterfield "Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so."
Lord Chesterfield
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posted on
04/19/2009 8:26:48 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
Good morning, everyone! It started raining here about 4:00 a.m.; DP had to get up and shut the windows downstairs. The late-night people in my house are as slovenly as the overnight-Undeaders used to be ... dishes all over, windows open, catz out, DVDs lying around ...
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posted on
04/20/2009 5:24:06 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/20/2009 5:25:16 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
I’m doing better about leaving empty bottles lying around.
A fella could get hurt on one of those.
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posted on
04/20/2009 5:48:16 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Anoreth; CarolinaScout
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posted on
04/20/2009 5:48:18 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: NicknamedBob
It’s hard to say which is worse, empty bottles or Lego. Triangle blocks are the most dangerous, though!
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posted on
04/20/2009 5:49:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar
And you see what happened to Mr. Bierce.
1,970
posted on
04/20/2009 6:28:57 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/20/2009 6:34:58 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: AnAmericanMother
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posted on
04/20/2009 6:35:27 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: NicknamedBob
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posted on
04/20/2009 6:35:57 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: AnAmericanMother; Pippin
I thought it was still a mystery! I’m a big fan of Ambrose Bierce. I think he was a much better writer than Mark Twain. You get drawn in by the elegant composition, and then sort of frozen by the despair; makes me think of Zombies, actually.
Good morning, Pippin! I need to go wash dishes again ...
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posted on
04/20/2009 6:40:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
I put in a vote for a well-chewed Nylabone.
Not only do they roll underfoot and throw you down, when they are thoroughly gnawed on they have thousands of little sharp nylon prickles standing out all over them. It's like stepping on a chestnut burr.
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posted on
04/20/2009 6:45:28 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: Tax-chick
Lots of rumors, but most probably he was murdered by bandits or somebody in Pancho Villa's army (same difference) in 1914.
What they say about bad company is really true. And travel in Mexico has never really been safe.
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posted on
04/20/2009 6:49:07 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Darksheare
I just googled Bierce's name to find out about him to see what you all were talking about.
Bierce sounds intrigueing.
And they don't know where when or how he died?
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posted on
04/20/2009 7:00:19 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(Time Lady of the Pings)
To: AnAmericanMother
I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks!
I dunno. I never understood that only the choir sings in the Catholic church. I like to sing. My range is pretty limited, and high notes...well, if I sing them, I have to do so in falsetto, which I hate.
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posted on
04/20/2009 7:09:43 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: sionnsar
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posted on
04/20/2009 7:23:10 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Tax-chick
1,980
posted on
04/20/2009 7:26:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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