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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: NicknamedBob
I put in 8 raised beds of a vegetable garden this spring...I’ll get to do lots of the yard workout...
1,901
posted on
04/19/2009 2:24:59 PM PDT
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Incompetence mixed with bad ideology = change for the worst.)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
They seem to come in droves!
1,902
posted on
04/19/2009 2:25:34 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: Monkey Face
College courses these days are geared towards producing mind numbed moron zombies that spout propaganda slogans and follow the lie of the day.
1,903
posted on
04/19/2009 2:25:38 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: A_cool_guy
President Bush’s Chief of Staff is briefing him on the current news from Iraq. The president seems to be nodding off, but when the Chief of Staff announces “Two Brazillian soldiers were killed yesterday,” the President suddenly sat up straight, grew wide-eyed and exclaimed, “That’s terrible!” The room was silent for a moment, then after a few moments of silence the President leaned in and asked, “How much is a Brazillian?”
To: NicknamedBob
Trees getting bigger?
It's called growing! LOL!
1,905
posted on
04/19/2009 2:26:36 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: Monkey Face
Here's a joke, though I don't think it would be classified as a 'good joke' ...
'Terpfen'
1,906
posted on
04/19/2009 2:27:11 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: NicknamedBob
When the trees start creaking and emittig something that sounds like the word ‘wander’ and then actualy begin doing so -then worry.
Once the wandering forest starts migrating, there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
1,907
posted on
04/19/2009 2:27:16 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Stimpson_J_Cat
1,908
posted on
04/19/2009 2:27:54 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: MHGinTN
1,909
posted on
04/19/2009 2:28:36 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: MHGinTN; Monkey Face
Terpfen the UC Berkley student.
(Sigmund the sea monster?)
1,910
posted on
04/19/2009 2:29:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: MHGinTN
LOL!
Kewl! LOL! Thanks! LOL!
1,911
posted on
04/19/2009 2:31:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Darksheare
Just get terpfen to read your tagline ;o)
1,912
posted on
04/19/2009 2:31:33 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick
Then we’d have to find Beany. Oh. Wait. That was Cecil, the seasick sea serpent.
1,913
posted on
04/19/2009 2:33:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: NicknamedBob
You travel way too much, man. I agree. *\:-(
1,914
posted on
04/19/2009 2:49:49 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Monkey Face
Anything that comes out of Berkeley has got to be tainted by Code Pink. Not everything. Our departing priest, and all the candidates to replace him, came from our seminary in Berzerkely.
1,915
posted on
04/19/2009 2:53:30 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Got a *LOT* of trip preparation to attend to. Back later.
1,916
posted on
04/19/2009 2:54:48 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar
Ok. I stand corrected!
“All generalities are dangerous.”
;o]
How soon will you have a new rector? (Pastor?)
1,917
posted on
04/19/2009 2:56:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Pippin
"Trees getting bigger? It's called growing!" I suspect they are also sequestering carbon. Maybe they're expecting a coming shortage of the air that they breathe.
1,918
posted on
04/19/2009 3:12:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Pippin
Lady Nevelle's Ground - Purcell, from the book of that name.
My dear husband got me my very own harpsichord for our 25th wedding anniversary.
That's the maker at the keyboard. He's a chiropractor by day, and makes harpsichords in his garage by night.
Which sounds kinda loopy, but the best harpsichords are made by the old fashioned hand methods, not the pseudo-piano types with the heavy mechanism that were popular in the 60s and 70s.
Plus our church music director, who really knows, says it's one of the nicest small Flemish-style single-manual harpsichords he's ever played.
1,919
posted on
04/19/2009 3:12:24 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
That's a beautiful instrument.
It's wonderfukl to have someone who can make such a beautiful harpsichord.
1,920
posted on
04/19/2009 3:16:41 PM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
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