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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: annieokie
1,821
posted on
04/19/2009 4:44:51 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: fanfan
The baby is still Undesignated. And good morning! Anoreth is home from church, and even grumpier than usual, after staying up all night.
1,822
posted on
04/19/2009 5:03:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
Good morning!
I hope she gets some shut eye.
1,823
posted on
04/19/2009 5:17:16 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan; Tax-chick
"I hope she gets some shut eye." She can have some of mine. I didn't use it all.
1,824
posted on
04/19/2009 5:23:13 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: fanfan; NicknamedBob
I hope she cleans up her room and takes Ash for a walk before it starts raining!
1,825
posted on
04/19/2009 5:25:26 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
LOL! Good Morning TC!
Happy Lord's Dauy!
1,826
posted on
04/19/2009 5:38:31 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Darksheare; derllak; null and void; ...
GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
It's a wonderful Spring day here.
Happy Sunday!!!!
1,827
posted on
04/19/2009 5:40:28 AM PDT
by
Pippin
(This is the day the Lord hath made!)
To: Pippin
Hiya! 60 and threatening rain here. I’m cleaning the refrigerator. DP offered Anoreth money to do it, but she’s writing a paper for tomorrow’s English class. I said I’d do it in exchange for every member of the family’s leaving their shoes outside 100% of the time. Now he’s in a snit because he tracks as much dirt in here as the rest of them, but he likes to pretend it’s only the children doing it.
Oh, well. If nothing else, I’ll have thrown away a lot of past-date sour cream and some dessicated vegetables!
1,828
posted on
04/19/2009 6:03:54 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: NicknamedBob
1,829
posted on
04/19/2009 6:08:42 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Pippin
Morning Pippin.
It’s a nice day here as well.
I’m going out to buy a new shovel!
1,830
posted on
04/19/2009 6:10:02 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
"No sleep Bob?" I consider sleep a waste of time. Surely beds can be used for some other purpose.
1,831
posted on
04/19/2009 6:27:12 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: NicknamedBob
He may have been a children’s poet, but I still recall a lot of lines. Did he also do the Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat?
1,832
posted on
04/19/2009 6:50:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: sionnsar
I don’t think I would go to the Bay Area on a bet, these days.
1,833
posted on
04/19/2009 6:51:53 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: GOPJ
1,834
posted on
04/19/2009 6:53:39 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Tax-chick
1,835
posted on
04/19/2009 6:55:35 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: fanfan
Shovels are good.
I think.
1,836
posted on
04/19/2009 6:56:09 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Pippin; Tax-chick
"Did he also do the Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat?" Yes. It was called "The Duel".
We're talking about Eugene Field, the Children's Poet.
1,837
posted on
04/19/2009 7:31:11 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Pippin
Good morning! Chilly spring day here too.
Time to get the household up for church.
1,838
posted on
04/19/2009 7:49:52 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: NicknamedBob
Surely beds can be used for some other purpose. They can. Mine's sporting a suitcase and folded clothing right now.
1,839
posted on
04/19/2009 7:50:56 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob
1,840
posted on
04/19/2009 8:57:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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