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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: sionnsar

Please! Keep me up on that. I’m interested to know who is chosen.


1,801 posted on 04/18/2009 6:29:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, Then you may have met him there but you didn’t recognize him for who he was or will become.


1,802 posted on 04/18/2009 6:30:24 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: sionnsar

Hi, Sion!


1,803 posted on 04/18/2009 6:30:57 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

I played with a lot of kids in Casper but I’m sure we never got past the first name, if we got to that. It was such a small town, then. It seems everyone knew everyone.


1,804 posted on 04/18/2009 6:32:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

Those were they days when kids could be kids!


1,805 posted on 04/18/2009 6:35:10 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

And doors weren’t locked in the country, and the worst crime you had to worry about was someone stealing gas from your tank or fruit from your orchard.


1,806 posted on 04/18/2009 6:36:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: fanfan
New ad campaign...... "Who's your slave?"

Keep in mind, I wasn't exactly endorsing slavery, even if that character found it acceptable. I was describing a society "in transition".

Yeah, that's the ticket! A society in transition.

1,807 posted on 04/18/2009 6:38:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

What character are you talking about and what is with the slavery talk?


1,808 posted on 04/18/2009 6:41:10 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

Hi!


1,809 posted on 04/18/2009 6:47:37 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Pippin; NicknamedBob

(Don’t ask him, Pippin! He writes books!)


1,810 posted on 04/18/2009 6:49:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

My dad joined the Navy to become a navy chaplain when I was about 8. We were living in Port Townsend at the time where my dad was the pastor of a small Baptist church. We arrived in Alameda CA about the time of the Oakland riots. Part of the solution was of have the Black Panthers feed them breakfast and bus them to Alameda for school. This was very different from Port Townsend.


1,811 posted on 04/18/2009 6:51:28 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I just discovered that my neighbor cannot sing.)
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To: ThomasThomas

We used to shop at the commissary at Alameda. That is, when we weren’t going to Moffat Field.

I like the Bay Area then. I don’t think I would, now.


1,812 posted on 04/18/2009 6:53:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m off to see that Wynkyn, Blynkyn and Nod get off to their wooden shoe in safety.

See you tomorrow!


1,813 posted on 04/18/2009 7:02:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Monkey Face
"I’m off to see that Wynkyn, Blynkyn and Nod get off to their wooden shoe in safety."

Ah, yes. He was called "The Children's Poet".

1,814 posted on 04/18/2009 7:20:56 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Monkey Face

The Bay Are wasn’t (too) bad way back when I worked at Moffett Field. But today... no.


1,815 posted on 04/18/2009 7:22:07 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face

G’night.


1,816 posted on 04/18/2009 7:22:27 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

I know, I have one of them.


1,817 posted on 04/18/2009 7:25:25 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good Night, Face!


1,818 posted on 04/18/2009 7:26:41 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: A_cool_guy

A Mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to

see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
‘Mom’ . With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling
hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older thanI am.
But it’s not only the passion...... Mom she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt
anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don’t worry Mom. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son Jon

P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that’s in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

P. P.S. Call me when it’s safe to come home


1,819 posted on 04/18/2009 7:53:30 PM PDT by GOPJ (The New York Times can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of anyone- bow to Lincoln)
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To: A_cool_guy

saved for later read.


1,820 posted on 04/18/2009 10:22:16 PM PDT by annieokie (i)
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