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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

All right! So he’s a bit young for me, but I can still look and admire ;o)


1,741 posted on 04/18/2009 4:54:34 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

The driver?


1,742 posted on 04/18/2009 4:55:04 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan
Wow!

Is that Dick Chaney?

the last GREAT VP we had?

1,743 posted on 04/18/2009 4:55:59 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: fanfan
Yup!

It's a wonder I wasn't thrown out of the car!

1,744 posted on 04/18/2009 4:56:37 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

A bit young for you?

What are you, 163?

;-)


1,745 posted on 04/18/2009 4:57:23 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
What do you mean actors are boring and unreal?

It's only the characters they play that aren't real. Actors are real people.

1,746 posted on 04/18/2009 4:58:20 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin; All

Oh!

You meant the actor guy.

I don’t like actors.
Did I mention that?


1,747 posted on 04/18/2009 4:58:37 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan
Ahem!

I'm 52!

1,748 posted on 04/18/2009 4:58:58 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: fanfan

Who did you think I meant?


1,749 posted on 04/18/2009 4:59:30 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: fanfan
Who did you think I meant?

Why don't you like actors?

is it because of thier political views?

I try to ignore that and enjoy thier works on screen.

1,750 posted on 04/18/2009 5:01:43 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

Mr. Cheney is Da Man!

Actors are “real people” as much as you and I, and therefore, just as interesting. Want to hear about my laundry? ;-)

Fictional characters never seem to do laundry.


1,751 posted on 04/18/2009 5:13:51 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

Yeah, I noticed that.


1,752 posted on 04/18/2009 5:19:16 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Tax-chick

Did I spell our former VP’s name wrong?


1,753 posted on 04/18/2009 5:20:07 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

That’s why we like fiction! Who cleans the bathrooms? When is trash day? Irrelevant to the plot!


1,754 posted on 04/18/2009 5:20:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Tax-chick

;o)


1,755 posted on 04/18/2009 5:21:20 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin
Yes, it's him. Cute, eh?

Sorry about the actor crack, but other than patriots like Gary Sinese,(sp), Robert Duvall, Jessica Simpson, Robin Williams, etc , most of them are idiots.

I have no patients for liberals, no matter how cute.

;-)

1,756 posted on 04/18/2009 5:21:24 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Pippin

Yes, but it doesn’t matter. The picture was very thoughtful, especially since there are all these threads about Israel but nobody’s complying with the Bibi Picture Rule!


1,757 posted on 04/18/2009 5:21:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: fanfan
It is thier political views, then.

Like I said before, I try to ignore thier politics unless they are so blatent about it.

1,758 posted on 04/18/2009 5:23:17 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin
Why don't you like actors?

Have you seen Team America?

1,759 posted on 04/18/2009 5:25:23 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Pippin; fanfan

I often find that if there’s an actor I don’t like because of something they do or say in “real life,” I also don’t want to see the movies they’re in, anyway.

I do still like Will Smith in spite of his being a goofball, though.


1,760 posted on 04/18/2009 5:26:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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