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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
It sounds like life at its best, no matter how you look at it.

My days are relatively quiet, and sometimes, I yearn for yelling kids and slamming doors. On Thursdays, I get a little break, as the middle school next door (a football field plus away from my place) has percussion practice outside.

It sounds like a pep rally!

Good luck with your landscaper. I hope he likes the work and the family well enough to be a “regular.” Some folks just need to know they have a chance.


1,721 posted on 04/18/2009 4:15:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Tax-chick

Hey. If I were into herpets, I’d get Vlad toilet trained! LOL!


1,722 posted on 04/18/2009 4:16:06 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Tax-chick
It was in "Goblet of Fire" and he played Barty Crouch Jr.

an evil wizard.

1,723 posted on 04/18/2009 4:16:15 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Tax-chick
LOL!

I'm glad I thought to warn you!

Too bad I didn't know you were going, I would have had daughter meet up with you there and introduce you to the Mad Herpetologist. She loves reptiles too (except the venomous kind when they're right next to her feet . . . )

This is one of his websites: Amphibians and Reptiles of North Carolina

1,724 posted on 04/18/2009 4:22:55 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

We got to meet him (quick handshake, as he was busy), and I bought his book on North Carolina snakes. Maybe Tom can join the Herpetology Society and do something snaky for his Eagle Scout in a couple of years.


1,725 posted on 04/18/2009 4:28:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Pippin

I know the character. That was a fun movie.


1,726 posted on 04/18/2009 4:28:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Monkey Face

Right now, we’re just looking for a single construction project, but if it works out we’ll keep him in mind for more work. It’s a hard time for casual laborers, not knowing whether there will be another job when the current one is done. Same for their employers, of course.


1,727 posted on 04/18/2009 4:30:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Pippin

Where?


1,728 posted on 04/18/2009 4:34:33 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

Maryland, Where we have a governore who is to the left of Lennin!


1,729 posted on 04/18/2009 4:36:03 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin

Not an actor, lol.
Is he a member if the film actors guild?

F.A.G.!


1,730 posted on 04/18/2009 4:36:22 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Tax-chick

I suspect a lot of the current job market is “panic-induced.” I also think it will begin to right itself within the next few months, regardless of what Zero does.

But you never know what a person is capable of when it comes time to do work.

Las Vegas is luckier than most cities, I think, but there has been a slow-down. It’s not the first time, and it won’t be the last. There seems to ALWAYS be construction of one kind or another.


1,731 posted on 04/18/2009 4:36:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: fanfan

LOL!

Screen Actors Guild!!
LOL!


1,732 posted on 04/18/2009 4:37:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: fanfan

He is an actor!


1,733 posted on 04/18/2009 4:37:31 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan

All right he’sd a bit of the British equivalent of a liberal but he’s a good actor!


1,734 posted on 04/18/2009 4:38:40 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Monkey Face

I agree, people are going to realize fairly soon that it’s not the end of the world, yet. However, house construction is at a standstill here, between the credit tightening and the water/sewer situation, the sub-sub-contractors are surviving on little improvement jobs. DP saw this guy working up the street while he was running, and asked him to look at the job we want. The man had no idea whether he’d have any more work after his current job, and I’m sure his “patron” doesn’t know, either, what will happen next week.

I asked him to call us next Friday, and if all of us are ready, he can start on our work a week from Monday. If he has another job, we’ll ask about workers at church.


1,735 posted on 04/18/2009 4:40:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
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To: Pippin
LOL, I should be more specific...

Were you in a grocery store, or at a hot dog stand for example.....

Who was this person who used the Alinski rules for radicals on you?
You poor thing.

Are we done tolerating them yet?

1,736 posted on 04/18/2009 4:44:56 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face; Pippin

No way!
F.A.G., and you know it!


1,737 posted on 04/18/2009 4:45:55 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan

I was in a car with the person driving it, we were going to a meeting.


1,738 posted on 04/18/2009 4:46:24 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

Oi!

Here's David Tennant, and he IS an actor and he's just gorgeous!

1,739 posted on 04/18/2009 4:48:37 PM PDT by Pippin ( Happy Birthday David Tennant!)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; FRiends
Not an actor, lol.

LOL, I didn't mean he wasn't an actor.
Actors are boring, because they are not real.

OTOH, I don't mind the occasional beefcake picture.

He looks like Hank Reardon.

1,740 posted on 04/18/2009 4:53:42 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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