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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: sionnsar; All

I’m outta here. My back says so.
See you all tomorrow!


1,281 posted on 04/12/2009 4:05:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Later...


1,282 posted on 04/12/2009 4:40:59 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; sionnsar
"Pat says he can hold his breath forever!"

Some of it, he probably can!

Eventually, he'll be able to do all of it. But that isn't a major accomplishment. Many Democrats already do, and they still vote regularly.

1,283 posted on 04/12/2009 5:21:58 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Tax-chick
why KATIE SCARLETT of course.

free dixie,sw

1,284 posted on 04/12/2009 5:33:41 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: NicknamedBob
fwiw, it is DIFFICULT to tell whether some of the congress-critters are functionally brain-DEAD or just plain DEAD.

at least if they were ACTUALLY dead, they couldn't spend any more TRILLIONS of $$$$ on NOTHING.

free dixie,sw

1,285 posted on 04/12/2009 5:37:44 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Tax-chick
TC, last year i had HUMMINGBIRDS that "set up housekeeping" on my balcony.

what i STILL haven't figured out is WHERE this particular "brand" of hummingbird came from, as they are NOT supposed to nest this far north. (i have wondered if they literally got BLOWN up here????)

in any event, they were VERY welcome to stay & come again this year. (they looked like JEWELRY!!!)

free dixie,sw

1,286 posted on 04/12/2009 5:43:16 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; All

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!


1,287 posted on 04/13/2009 4:31:06 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: stand watie

We have some kind of finches building a nest in a Carolina Jasmine out in the back. I wouldn’t even mind the swallows if they weren’t smack over the front door!


1,288 posted on 04/13/2009 5:30:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Pippin

1,289 posted on 04/13/2009 5:31:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Pippin

*Gurgglarghlleblarghle*
Morning, I’ll be back later today since I just got off work.


1,290 posted on 04/13/2009 5:44:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; Pippin; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar

Morning!

Return travel day, as soon as I get on the road.

At least it’s all downhill.


1,291 posted on 04/13/2009 7:36:27 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: stand watie
We have all of our feeders out now. Even put up some suet to try and keep the woodpeckers away from my cedar siding. We have two different hummingbird feeders up.

Now if we can just keep the goshawks from eating the rest of our song birds...

1,292 posted on 04/13/2009 7:41:49 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: NicknamedBob; Pippin

Morning...


1,293 posted on 04/13/2009 8:20:36 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Pippin
GM, Pippin!!!

free dixie,sw

1,294 posted on 04/13/2009 9:09:37 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Tax-chick
the hummers DID build their "TEENY TINY littlest nest" (according to my niece) right above the door. i did NOT care as they are GEORGIOUS.

if they were the size of my hand (or larger), instead of the size of my little finger, i MIGHT care.

free dixie HUGS,sw

1,295 posted on 04/13/2009 9:12:57 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Dead Corpse
we have a "long-winged raptor" in the neighborhood, but he/she is TOO fast, sits SELDOM in a convenient tree & is always too far away to tell WHICH sort he/she is.

free dixie,sw

1,296 posted on 04/13/2009 9:15:42 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie
There is no mistaking the markings on a pair of Goshawks when they are mating on your lawn right in front of your living room windows...

It's a big yard. They could have found a more secluded spot.

1,297 posted on 04/13/2009 9:32:56 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Dead Corpse
LOL!

why didn't you invite them to use the guest bedroom???

free dixie,sw

1,298 posted on 04/13/2009 9:41:22 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie

We get lots of hummingbirds to our feeders, but I haven’t seen any nests around our house. There are woods within a few hundred yards, and they probably feel safer there.

Hummers are “reported” in our area already, but they haven’t turned up at our house yet.


1,299 posted on 04/13/2009 9:46:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: stand watie

Not really set up for Raptor sex.


1,300 posted on 04/13/2009 9:46:56 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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