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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: sionnsar; All
I’m outta here. My back says so.
See you all tomorrow!
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posted on
04/12/2009 4:05:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/12/2009 4:40:59 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; sionnsar
"Pat says he can hold his breath forever!" Some of it, he probably can!
Eventually, he'll be able to do all of it. But that isn't a major accomplishment. Many Democrats already do, and they still vote regularly.
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posted on
04/12/2009 5:21:58 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Tax-chick
why KATIE SCARLETT of course.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/12/2009 5:33:41 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: NicknamedBob
fwiw, it is DIFFICULT to tell whether some of the congress-critters are functionally brain-DEAD or just plain DEAD.
at least if they were ACTUALLY dead, they couldn't spend any more TRILLIONS of $$$$ on NOTHING.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/12/2009 5:37:44 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Tax-chick
TC, last year i had HUMMINGBIRDS that "set up housekeeping" on my balcony.
what i STILL haven't figured out is WHERE this particular "brand" of hummingbird came from, as they are NOT supposed to nest this far north. (i have wondered if they literally got BLOWN up here????)
in any event, they were VERY welcome to stay & come again this year. (they looked like JEWELRY!!!)
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/12/2009 5:43:16 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: stand watie; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; All
GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!
To: stand watie
We have some kind of finches building a nest in a Carolina Jasmine out in the back. I wouldn’t even mind the swallows if they weren’t smack over the front door!
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posted on
04/13/2009 5:30:00 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Pippin
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posted on
04/13/2009 5:31:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Pippin
*Gurgglarghlleblarghle*
Morning, I’ll be back later today since I just got off work.
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posted on
04/13/2009 5:44:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare; Pippin; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar
Morning!
Return travel day, as soon as I get on the road.
At least it’s all downhill.
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posted on
04/13/2009 7:36:27 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: stand watie
We have all of our feeders out now. Even put up some suet to try and keep the woodpeckers away from my cedar siding. We have two different hummingbird feeders up.
Now if we can just keep the goshawks from eating the rest of our song birds...
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posted on
04/13/2009 7:41:49 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: NicknamedBob; Pippin
1,293
posted on
04/13/2009 8:20:36 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Pippin
GM, Pippin!!!
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:09:37 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Tax-chick
the hummers DID build their "TEENY TINY littlest nest" (according to my niece) right above the door. i did NOT care as they are GEORGIOUS.
if they were the size of my hand (or larger), instead of the size of my little finger, i MIGHT care.
free dixie HUGS,sw
1,295
posted on
04/13/2009 9:12:57 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Dead Corpse
we have a "long-winged raptor" in the neighborhood, but he/she is TOO fast, sits SELDOM in a convenient tree & is always too far away to tell WHICH sort he/she is.
free dixie,sw
1,296
posted on
04/13/2009 9:15:42 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: stand watie
There is no mistaking the markings on a pair of Goshawks when they are mating on your lawn right in front of your living room windows...
It's a big yard. They could have found a more secluded spot.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:32:56 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Dead Corpse
LOL!
why didn't you invite them to use the guest bedroom???
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:41:22 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: stand watie
We get lots of hummingbirds to our feeders, but I haven’t seen any nests around our house. There are woods within a few hundred yards, and they probably feel safer there.
Hummers are “reported” in our area already, but they haven’t turned up at our house yet.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:46:36 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: stand watie
Not really set up for Raptor sex.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:46:56 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
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