Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,201-1,2201,221-1,2401,241-1,260 ... 2,621-2,638 next last
To: Pippin
That sounds like a blast!

But if you can get it, try Samuel Adams' Chocolate Bock.

It's a bit spendy -- $15.99 or so for 1 pt, 9.4 fl oz.

But good to the last drop.

Cheers!

...oh, and Happy Easter!

1,221 posted on 04/11/2009 7:31:35 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1204 | View Replies]

To: stand watie

1500 watts, even at ~7500 kc/s, sounds pretty serious to me.


1,222 posted on 04/11/2009 8:34:17 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1207 | View Replies]

To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Pippin; Darksheare; Monkey Face

Happy Easter, Undead FRiends! Presently only catz and I are up, but will have to roust Offspring shortly. Temp in 40’s, no rain expected until tomorrow.


1,223 posted on 04/12/2009 3:06:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1222 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

1,224 posted on 04/12/2009 3:08:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1223 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; FRiends

Good morning TC.

Happy Easter.

I’m heading out for my MRI in a few minutes.
I’m nervous, wish me luck.


1,225 posted on 04/12/2009 5:46:43 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1223 | View Replies]

To: fanfan

Good luck! I hope the results are what you want!


1,226 posted on 04/12/2009 7:07:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1225 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan
Salve Festa Dies!

The youngest sionnsareen was up late last night and we have trays of decorated eggs as a result.

1,227 posted on 04/12/2009 8:18:34 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1223 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar

All done.

The doctor will get the results in 2-3 weeks, and then I can get on the waiting list for a new knee.


1,228 posted on 04/12/2009 8:29:36 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1226 | View Replies]

To: sionnsar
well, for sure it will cause a "really high quality RF burn" for SURE, if you come in contact with the radiator.

free dixie,sw

1,229 posted on 04/12/2009 8:29:51 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1222 | View Replies]

To: fanfan
Good luck!

A new knee can be a good thing. A couple of decades ago we had a couple in their 70s/80s, very much into gardening and rhodies. I remember one Saturday we were planting a new hillside garden and none of us could keep up with his new knees...

1,230 posted on 04/12/2009 8:32:29 AM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1228 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; All
HE IS RISEN!!!

free dixie,sw

1,231 posted on 04/12/2009 8:35:53 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1224 | View Replies]

To: sionnsar

Thanks!

I’m looking forward to that.

Happy Easter!


1,232 posted on 04/12/2009 8:39:50 AM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1230 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Really? "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time."

1,233 posted on 04/12/2009 9:01:53 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1061 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face
LOL!

GM, Face!!!

free dixie SMOOCH,sw

1,234 posted on 04/12/2009 9:07:08 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1061 | View Replies]

To: ThomasThomas

Be careful! You’ll shoot your eye out!


1,235 posted on 04/12/2009 11:18:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1233 | View Replies]

To: stand watie

I’m back from church. He is, indeed, Risen!

*smooch*


1,236 posted on 04/12/2009 11:23:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1234 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Happy Easter!


1,237 posted on 04/12/2009 11:23:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1224 | View Replies]

To: fanfan

Glad to hear it. I hope you get your new knee expeditiously.


1,238 posted on 04/12/2009 12:42:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1228 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Thanks! After lunch, DP took the family to the park (including the dog and a dragon), and I had a lie-down with catz. Now they’re working on supper. Nice day for the park, but my back is still threatening me after yesterday.


1,239 posted on 04/12/2009 12:43:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1237 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Yep. I know the back-thingy. I spoke with the bishop today and he said he knows a chiropractor. We’ll see what comes of that.

Yours, of course, will be better in June.
Did you ever decide on a name for the Little Guy?


1,240 posted on 04/12/2009 12:46:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1239 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,201-1,2201,221-1,2401,241-1,260 ... 2,621-2,638 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson