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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Pippin
That sounds like a blast!
But if you can get it, try Samuel Adams' Chocolate Bock.
It's a bit spendy -- $15.99 or so for 1 pt, 9.4 fl oz.
But good to the last drop.
Cheers!
...oh, and Happy Easter!
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posted on
04/11/2009 7:31:35 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: stand watie
1500 watts, even at ~7500 kc/s, sounds pretty serious to me.
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posted on
04/11/2009 8:34:17 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Pippin; Darksheare; Monkey Face
Happy Easter, Undead FRiends! Presently only catz and I are up, but will have to roust Offspring shortly. Temp in 40’s, no rain expected until tomorrow.
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:06:44 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/12/2009 3:08:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; FRiends
Good morning TC.
Happy Easter.
I’m heading out for my MRI in a few minutes.
I’m nervous, wish me luck.
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posted on
04/12/2009 5:46:43 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
Good luck! I hope the results are what you want!
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posted on
04/12/2009 7:07:16 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan
Salve Festa Dies! The youngest sionnsareen was up late last night and we have trays of decorated eggs as a result.
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posted on
04/12/2009 8:18:34 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar
All done.
The doctor will get the results in 2-3 weeks, and then I can get on the waiting list for a new knee.
1,228
posted on
04/12/2009 8:29:36 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: sionnsar
well, for sure it will cause a "really high quality RF burn" for SURE, if you come in contact with the radiator.
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/12/2009 8:29:51 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: fanfan
Good luck!
A new knee can be a good thing. A couple of decades ago we had a couple in their 70s/80s, very much into gardening and rhodies. I remember one Saturday we were planting a new hillside garden and none of us could keep up with his new knees...
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posted on
04/12/2009 8:32:29 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; All
HE IS RISEN!!!
free dixie,sw
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posted on
04/12/2009 8:35:53 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: sionnsar
Thanks!
I’m looking forward to that.
Happy Easter!
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posted on
04/12/2009 8:39:50 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face

Really? "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time."
1,233
posted on
04/12/2009 9:01:53 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
( If I explained it to you , then it would not make since.)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
GM, Face!!!
free dixie SMOOCH,sw
1,234
posted on
04/12/2009 9:07:08 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: ThomasThomas
Be careful! You’ll shoot your eye out!
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posted on
04/12/2009 11:18:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: stand watie
I’m back from church. He is, indeed, Risen!
*smooch*
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posted on
04/12/2009 11:23:00 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
04/12/2009 11:23:32 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: fanfan
Glad to hear it. I hope you get your new knee expeditiously.
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posted on
04/12/2009 12:42:25 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Monkey Face
Thanks! After lunch, DP took the family to the park (including the dog and a dragon), and I had a lie-down with catz. Now they’re working on supper. Nice day for the park, but my back is still threatening me after yesterday.
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posted on
04/12/2009 12:43:57 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Yep. I know the back-thingy. I spoke with the bishop today and he said he knows a chiropractor. We’ll see what comes of that.
Yours, of course, will be better in June.
Did you ever decide on a name for the Little Guy?
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posted on
04/12/2009 12:46:24 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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