Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
Cat Prank Time!
Remove and replace previous normal cat pillow with the Crazy Cat Crinkle Pillow, youl’ll be amazed at the results!
OBAMA.
HAHA I win.
I was just reading thru and saw your post. I see you from time to time on the homeschooling threads. Congrats on the baby! I JUST got my c-section date for May 13th - and I’m so excited! Anyway, I just wanted to say congratulations to you and your family.
Thanks! And best wishes for your delivery, and a fine new baby, too. Ours is expected in the first week of June.
shall i send her some extra rounds of ammo that i have "lying around"? (wouldn't want her to run out, when dealing with the CRIMINALS on the high seas.)
my best to you & your brood.
free dixie,sw
P.S.: i cannot understand why we didn't blow that lifeboat (full of pirates)out of the water, when the Captain jumped overboard & started swimming for safety???? (imVho, that should have been the signal to OPEN FIRE!!!)
I’m sure they’ll provide plenty of ammo. And we agree, they should have blasted the pirates and boat to smithereens as soon as Capt. Phillips was clear. Drat Obama!
Good, then you’ll beat summer. I hope all goes well for you too!
We’re still having late winter here, although some years it’s hot by now.
i'd guess that he was too busy BOWING LOW to the Saudi king to act as CIC.
i wonder how many voters are having "buyer's remorse" over voting for "change, CHANGE, CHANGE!!! (LOTS is my guess)
free dixie HUGS,sw
You’d think his supporters would have noticed that they didn’t get their free gas, their pie, and their ponies yet, but maybe that requires too much reasoning power.
did you hear that CRAZY lady on CNN who said on 01/20/09 that she would NOT have to:
1. pay my mortgage,
2.make my car payments or
3. buy groceries any more, since obama was elected???
that was a HOOT! she thought that EVERYTHING would be FREE from "duh awl powrful fedrl gubmint"!!!
free dixie HUGS,sw
free dixie,sw
Considering the mental prowess of the owrk I worked with who was an Obama voter, the word ‘reasoning’ is being overly generous to Obama voters.
free dixie,sw
She would try to hold others to standards she herself would not, could not, and did not ever hope to achieve.
She’d scream about people being one minute late, but heaven forbid if you inconvenienced her by being upset at her for her being fifteen minutes late.
Plans?
You had plans?
Well, she feels that she deserves today off, and she’s calling out with a tummy ache.. etc etc etc.
*barlf*
It’s a good thing she finally got the axe.
And no, I didn’t get her with a fire axe..
..despite theories to the contrary.
/ bad joke.
some of you will recall that on JULy 8,1947 that witnesses claim that a UFO, with 5 aliens aboard, crashed into a sheep & cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM.
however you may NOT know that nine months later (April 1947) that the following were born:
Al Gore, Jr
Hillery Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
AND
Charles E. Schumer.
SEE what happens when you cross aliens with sheep???
i HAD to lol.
free dixie,sw
"some people are just like SLINKY TOYS. they are good for nothing, but that doesn't mean that you wouldn't enjoy pushing them down the stairs!"
free dixie,sw
I get the picture!
Darks haunting the thread again?
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