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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: callisto
Ia! The Shoggoths! Shub-Niggurath! The Goat with a Thousand Young! I can see forever!
1,121
posted on
04/11/2009 10:47:55 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: GOYAKLA
Yes it does.
What is the difference between a Psychotic, a Neurotic and a mathematician?
A Psychotic believes that 2+2=5. A Neurotic knows that 2+2=4, but it kills him. A mathematician simply changes the base.
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posted on
04/11/2009 10:48:22 AM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: JZelle
LOL! I have tears in my eyes.
1,123
posted on
04/11/2009 10:49:19 AM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: Darksheare
“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead squid in my soup!”
“It’s not dead, Sir. It’s just dreaming.”
1,124
posted on
04/11/2009 10:53:42 AM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: JZelle; callisto; sionnsar; Darksheare; Monkey Face
I’m pretty sure it must be another Bob.
There’s nothing wrong with my tap water.
1,125
posted on
04/11/2009 10:55:45 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Darksheare
It sounds like you need a Guinness, Darks! Or to clean your closet. OR both.
1,126
posted on
04/11/2009 11:01:57 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: callisto
“I’m vacationing at historic Innsmouth! I hear tell that the fishing is great!”
1,127
posted on
04/11/2009 11:02:04 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob; JZelle; callisto; sionnsar; Monkey Face
Is it normal for tapwater to shriek “Tak eli-li!”?
1,128
posted on
04/11/2009 11:02:49 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
*Voice of Lopez The Heavy from Red Vs Blue*
Both.
1,129
posted on
04/11/2009 11:03:24 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Surprisingly, I didn’t find anything more interesting than colored cellophane and packages of pillow-stuffing in my closet. Maybe we’ll make pillows, with cellophane inside so they go crinkle-crinkle and make catz all excited ...
1,130
posted on
04/11/2009 11:04:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
Crazy Cat pillow Company, the perfect pillows to entertain your furry overlords.
1,131
posted on
04/11/2009 11:06:20 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Not a bad idea. I found some fabric pre-printed with cat pillow patterns, too! We could sell them at the church festival.
1,132
posted on
04/11/2009 11:07:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Darksheare
You know you’re a Lovecraft fan when you can correctly pronounce “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”.
gotta run out for Easter eggs. BBL
1,133
posted on
04/11/2009 11:12:25 AM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: Tax-chick
“I’ve inspired madness!”
Sounds like a plan.
Of course, anything I inspire has a way of turning into weirdness.
1,134
posted on
04/11/2009 11:14:44 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Speaking of furry overlords, here’s my Wednesday!
1,135
posted on
04/11/2009 11:19:58 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: callisto
Okers.
I still have to scan the Cthulhu Bunny sketch when I can get the scanner running again.
1,136
posted on
04/11/2009 11:29:55 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Tax-chick
Has he said “Qwarp!” in response to the crinkle pillow discussion?
1,137
posted on
04/11/2009 11:55:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
No, she’s washing right now. However, Wednesday is a paranoid overlord, and a crinkle-pillow would probably give her a heart attack.
Shannon would love it, though!
1,138
posted on
04/11/2009 11:58:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
HI, Lady!!!
hoping you & yours are having a GREAT Easter weekend!!!
free dixie HUGS,sw
1,139
posted on
04/11/2009 12:07:18 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: stand watie
Pretty good! We’re cleaning up in advance of the new Brother’s arrival, which is not until June, but you can’t start too soon. My husband will take some of the kids to church tonight, and I’ll take the remainder in the morning (at 8:00 am., when we can get a seat for me, at least.)
Did you see that Anoreth is going into the Coast Guard on June 16? Off to Real Life, she hopes to shoot pirates!
1,140
posted on
04/11/2009 12:09:30 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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