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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: callisto; sionnsar; grey_whiskers; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Grizzled Bear
Umm.. I’ll have to go check on the bunny slippers we’ve left alone, unguarded, and unattended in the hall closet.
*runs frantically*
OMG! It’s a Fuzzy Apocalypse!
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posted on
04/10/2009 5:28:35 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
slippers, huh, Darks?
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posted on
04/10/2009 5:40:49 PM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: callisto
You ROCK! Good to se you again! We missed you!
(I know: Take better aim next time!)
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posted on
04/10/2009 6:20:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
Missed all of you, too!
Holidays and FR go well together. :)
1,084
posted on
04/10/2009 6:43:04 PM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: callisto
Holidays ARE FR!
I can’t imagine my life without FR and all the news that comes with it.
In the meantime, I’ve met lots of really cool people here. And you’re one of them! Don’t spend so much time without us...PLEASE!!!
We need your input!
1,085
posted on
04/10/2009 6:49:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
And with that, I’m off for the night.
A blessed Good Friday to all of you. Remember that He lives!
Tomorrow!
1,086
posted on
04/10/2009 6:57:56 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Darksheare
Thanks for asking.
Aye, I've been...tired.
Comes from FReeping too much past my bedtime.
Cheers!
...oh, and Happy Good Friday.
1,087
posted on
04/10/2009 7:16:51 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
1,088
posted on
04/10/2009 7:31:11 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
To: grey_whiskers
Welcome to the craziest thread on the planet! ;o)
To: grey_whiskers
1,090
posted on
04/10/2009 8:53:21 PM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
To: Peanut Gallery
1,091
posted on
04/10/2009 9:36:18 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: grey_whiskers
Comes from FReeping too much past my bedtime. That's where I am. You'd think services at 7 PM would be okay, but after you add in the hour for the service, the long drive home, dinner prep and dinner after, I'm up late for me these days.
But I'm not complaining (too much) -- The Office of Tenebrae (shadows) was beautiful tonight.
Waiting to see what's arranged for Easter Even tomorrow.
1,092
posted on
04/10/2009 9:40:15 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: grey_whiskers
I sent husband and son to Good Friday service. Maybe I can go next year.
We won’t know for several months whether Anoreth will actually go to the Great Lakes. She wants to go where it’s warm!
1,093
posted on
04/11/2009 4:05:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: stand watie
1,094
posted on
04/11/2009 4:06:42 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Pippin
1,095
posted on
04/11/2009 4:08:51 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: grey_whiskers
Welcome.
I’m working third shift, so my posting is infrequent and random.
1,096
posted on
04/11/2009 7:51:03 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: callisto
And for some reson a Preperation H ommercial flashed through my head.
1,097
posted on
04/11/2009 7:53:06 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
Ouch!
1,098
posted on
04/11/2009 8:02:22 AM PDT
by
callisto
(Who is John Galt ?)
To: callisto
Hey, at least it wasn’t “Send for the bubbles of alka-seltzer”.
1,099
posted on
04/11/2009 8:18:19 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: callisto
Okay.. so the alka-seltzer rocket bunny is a horrible mental image.
1,100
posted on
04/11/2009 9:17:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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