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[Lucky9teen]

The following symbol can be used nationwide by drivers... whenever they see someone with an Obama bumper sticker.

As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.



The circle stands for Obama, our president.

The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.

Messiah In Training
Several Democrat political consultants say that Barack Obama spent part of his vacation in Hawaii working on weaning himself off his heavy dependence on teleprompters. Apparently, even at events that are considered "town hall" events, Obama's remarks are scripted or in bullet points that scroll on the teleprompter. One political consultant said, "He just locks down and can't get the words out ... For such a fine speaker, it's really quite remarkable that he's had issues."

I guess the homework didn't pay off as well as Democrats would like, considering the fallout from the Saddleback Forum.

Don't worry ... if he ever has to confront Putin or some mad mullahs we'll make sure a teleprompter is handy.



Barack's Teleprompter Blog
By the way, the president’s teleprompter was pleased with this evening’s performance (the teleprompter launched a blog a few days ago). Despite being abandoned, it seemed to be signaling there’s room enough for both a teleprompter and a giant monitor. Talk about post partisanship.

“I knew My Man wouldn’t let me down,” it wrote. “This LCD screen thing is gonna make life so much easier for him when he’s in the White House. But when we hit the road, it’s gonna be back to basics. I’m exhausted. All those stats, and facts, and challenges, and resolutions. I need a drink.”

[Cyber Ninja]

Is that Alice Franken before the sex change?

[Dallas59]

[Tarpon]

Polls are dropping got to do something, the only thing the telepropter can come up with is campaign, look busy.

It takes time for happy jive talk to become a bore ... Once the ignorants realize they have been had, it’s over.

[Dallas59]

[BigSkyVic]

Wow!! You nailed that Biden grin!

[paulycy]

Here's the full-time teleprompter substitute they're testing...

[rellimpank]

—having sufficient digital dexterity to make the “O” with my middle finger extended upward, I will use that as a friendly gesture to those still bearing their “Obama” stickers-—

[Rummyfan]

Top Twenty-Five!

And yes, he is on TV all the time.

[2harddrive]

Say it loud, say it PROUD:

O ne

B ig

A ss

M istake

A merica!

[ErnBatavia]

[ErnBatavia]

[Travis T. OJustice]

[SC DOC]

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

[Cyber Ninja]

[Travis T. OJustice]

Damn work filters. Unnngh.

[240B]

We don't say cowbell anymore.

It is now called a "trapezoidal bovine created noise device".

More Trapezoidal Bovine Created Noise Device!!!

[Lost Dutchman]

[Cyber Ninja]

OBAMA, Nooooooooooo....

[BibChr]

bkmk

[a fool in paradise]

Is it me, or is Obama on TV, like EVERY day?

"Do the worm, Citizen."