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Posted on 03/27/2009 5:45:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The following symbol can be used nationwide by drivers... whenever they see someone with an Obama bumper sticker.
As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.
The circle stands for Obama, our president.
The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.
Messiah In Training
Several Democrat political consultants say that Barack Obama spent part of his vacation in Hawaii working on weaning himself off his heavy dependence on teleprompters. Apparently, even at events that are considered "town hall" events, Obama's remarks are scripted or in bullet points that scroll on the teleprompter. One political consultant said, "He just locks down and can't get the words out ... For such a fine speaker, it's really quite remarkable that he's had issues."
I guess the homework didn't pay off as well as Democrats would like, considering the fallout from the Saddleback Forum.
Don't worry ... if he ever has to confront Putin or some mad mullahs we'll make sure a teleprompter is handy.
Barack's Teleprompter Blog
By the way, the president’s teleprompter was pleased with this evening’s performance (the teleprompter launched a blog a few days ago). Despite being abandoned, it seemed to be signaling there’s room enough for both a teleprompter and a giant monitor. Talk about post partisanship.
“I knew My Man wouldn’t let me down,” it wrote. “This LCD screen thing is gonna make life so much easier for him when he’s in the White House. But when we hit the road, it’s gonna be back to basics. I’m exhausted. All those stats, and facts, and challenges, and resolutions. I need a drink.”
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abovemypaygrade; obama; obamajokes; ofst; silliness; teleprompter; teleprompterinchief
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:46:16 AM PDT
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ErnBatavia
(Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
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Is it me, or is Obama on TV, like EVERY day?
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:46:54 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(The more Otrauma does, the more I believe it's on purpose...to destroy America. No one is that dumb)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:48:53 AM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:49:43 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(You are where you are by the choices you make)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:49:46 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: ErnBatavia; dighton; martin_fierro; Constitution Day
Heard the other day that Rosie O’Donnell lost eighty pounds!
It wasn’t some diet and exercise plan though, she was poached for her ivory.
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:49:53 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:49:57 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:50:17 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(thank God for Chicago: makes Detroit look wholesome by comparison.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:50:44 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Here's hoping the Kennedy family trust is in deep....with Madoff)
To: Petronski
This just in....
Vandals have drilled a hole in the fence at the nudist colony.
The police are looking into it.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:52:43 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Dallas59
Tourists...can’t they just mail us the money?
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:53:57 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:54:09 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Turning gold into lead!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:55:32 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:56:23 AM PDT
by
buck61
To: Dallas59
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:56:49 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
To: Lucky9teen
WooHooo! Let the silliness begin!
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:57:23 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:58:50 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: CFIIIMEIATP737
The main problem with this gesture is that I’m going to get carpal tunnel syndrome from having to do this with all the bumper stickers I see in the city.
What I DO want to do though is whenever I see an Osama sticker on a car or in a yard, I want to tape up a sign below it asking “Do you have buyers remorse yet?...if not you very soon will.”
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posted on
03/27/2009 5:59:55 AM PDT
by
BMacklem
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