Woo Hoo!
Heard the other day that Rosie O’Donnell lost eighty pounds!
It wasn’t some diet and exercise plan though, she was poached for her ivory.
Heard this was a true story, happened in Denver. Never checked it out though.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single
agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced
travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the
desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,
“I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I am sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to
help you, but, I’ve got to help these folks first, and I’m
sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO
I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone, “May I have your attention please, “ she
began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We
have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to
Gate 14.”
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the
man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore
“F*** You!”.
Without flinching, she smiled and said, I’m sorry sir,
you’ll have to get in line for that too.”
Where is this week’s quiz?