As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.
The circle stands for Obama, our president.
The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.
Posted on 03/27/2009 5:45:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The following symbol can be used nationwide by drivers... whenever they see someone with an Obama bumper sticker.
As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.
The circle stands for Obama, our president.
The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.
Congratulations on finding the love of your life and on your anniversary. Many more happy years together.
Must be one tough lady;)
Congrats!
Congratulations!
She has to deal with my various obsessions......the present one being the 69 VW bug I am restoring.
I was once a Navy wife too. His obsession now is fishing.
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.” Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look. I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”
The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.” As Pelosi’s aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.
And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.
Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation — “While Speaker Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.
Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. She simply is not to be trusted.”
“But, when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint.”
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.... He asked the waiter,
‘What is that you just served?’
The waiter replied,
‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are called Cojones de Toro,
bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!’
The cowboy said,
‘What the heck, bring me an order.’
The waiter replied,
‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.’
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.’
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
‘Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.’
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’
So I replied,
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,
I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in the next town, so that they can stop paying breeding fees and breed their own stock.
But they only have $600 to work with. So, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out and haul it home.’
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599.00 no less.
She agrees and pays him, then drives to the nearest telegraph office to tell her sister the good news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck, and drive here so we can haul it home.’
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, ‘It’s just 99 cents a word.’
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable’.’
The operator looks at her and shakes his head. ‘How is she ever gin’ to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck, and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch, if you only send her just the one word ‘comfortable’?’
So the brunette explains, ‘My sister is a blonde. That word is big. She’ll read it very slowly........
com-for-da-bull’.
Looks like he just heard about the bail out
Not you two, again.
Howdy! I actually made it on a Friday.
Ewww. They are both dirty birds, but if I had to choose I’d pick Jagger.
Yeah, but, Jesus can build a cabinet.
Heard this was a true story, happened in Denver. Never checked it out though.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single
agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced
travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the
desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,
“I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I am sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to
help you, but, I’ve got to help these folks first, and I’m
sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO
I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone, “May I have your attention please, “ she
began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We
have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to
Gate 14.”
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the
man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore
“F*** You!”.
Without flinching, she smiled and said, I’m sorry sir,
you’ll have to get in line for that too.”
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