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[Lucky9teen]

The following symbol can be used nationwide by drivers... whenever they see someone with an Obama bumper sticker.

As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.



The circle stands for Obama, our president.

The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.

Messiah In Training
Several Democrat political consultants say that Barack Obama spent part of his vacation in Hawaii working on weaning himself off his heavy dependence on teleprompters. Apparently, even at events that are considered "town hall" events, Obama's remarks are scripted or in bullet points that scroll on the teleprompter. One political consultant said, "He just locks down and can't get the words out ... For such a fine speaker, it's really quite remarkable that he's had issues."

I guess the homework didn't pay off as well as Democrats would like, considering the fallout from the Saddleback Forum.

Don't worry ... if he ever has to confront Putin or some mad mullahs we'll make sure a teleprompter is handy.



Barack's Teleprompter Blog
By the way, the president’s teleprompter was pleased with this evening’s performance (the teleprompter launched a blog a few days ago). Despite being abandoned, it seemed to be signaling there’s room enough for both a teleprompter and a giant monitor. Talk about post partisanship.

“I knew My Man wouldn’t let me down,” it wrote. “This LCD screen thing is gonna make life so much easier for him when he’s in the White House. But when we hit the road, it’s gonna be back to basics. I’m exhausted. All those stats, and facts, and challenges, and resolutions. I need a drink.”

[fredhead]

A similar story, but true, from Marine General “Chesty” Puller’s biography:

Once during WWII, Col. “Chesty” was in the PX line with his Marines. A fresh new Lieutenant walked past the line to the front and demanded service since HE was an officer. “Chesty” walked up to this young man and told him that this was his (Chesty’s) outfit and the Lieutanant’s place was at the back of the line.

Another Chesty story. The enlisted men loved him.

He was a General at this time, being driven across the base at Camp Lejeune when he saw a private and a lieutenant on the sidewalk. The private was saluting the officer over and over. Chesty had the driver stop, got out, and asked the lieutenant what was going on. The lieutenant stated that the private had neglected to salute him and that he had ordered the private to salute him 100 times. Chesty said very well, carry on lieutenant. Started back to his car, turned around and said, “Remember lieutenant, you must return EVERY ONE of the private’s salutes.”

[Arrowhead1952]

Getting ready to leave in a few, but here are two zero jokes

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Subject: The Parrot

Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Hey, where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “Kenya .....they’re all over the place!”.

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A French doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.’

[Hoffer Rand]

Tyler’s got better make-up, and Jagger looks more like a shar pei every year.

[BenLurkin]

[Dacula]

Where is this week’s quiz?

[Tatze]

[a fool in paradise]

Where is this week’s quiz?

How much money did you make last year?
Send it in. - The I.R.S.

[unique]

And, here's a flag to show how much you support Obama...

Also, a patch to show your support for TOTUS......

[evets]

Gimme back that Filet-O-Fish! Gimme that fish!

[WashingtonSource]

Take me to river. Throw me in the water.

[unique]

Now, wait just a minute here....where is TOTUS's official logo?

[unique]

I second that.....

[unique]

You got it.....

[Dacula]

That is not a quiz. That is the law.

[spotbust1]

Not sure if anyone else posted this news flash. Here it is.

The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning and told him that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazilian?”

This is especially enlightening since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

[MeekMom]

re: 90
Hysterical!

[MeekMom]

re: 91
ROFLMBO

[MeekMom]

RE: 128
THIS is a keeper!
Thanks Unique!

[MeekMom]

Thank you friend for the ping!
Need some daily sanity, not just on Fridays!

[Godzilla]

gotta remember this one