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[Lucky9teen]

The following symbol can be used nationwide by drivers... whenever they see someone with an Obama bumper sticker.

As you pass the other vehicle, make the following motion to the driver to express your support.



The circle stands for Obama, our president.

The back and forth motion reflects the inevitable progress -- like the tide itself -- of his Marxist agenda.

Messiah In Training
Several Democrat political consultants say that Barack Obama spent part of his vacation in Hawaii working on weaning himself off his heavy dependence on teleprompters. Apparently, even at events that are considered "town hall" events, Obama's remarks are scripted or in bullet points that scroll on the teleprompter. One political consultant said, "He just locks down and can't get the words out ... For such a fine speaker, it's really quite remarkable that he's had issues."

I guess the homework didn't pay off as well as Democrats would like, considering the fallout from the Saddleback Forum.

Don't worry ... if he ever has to confront Putin or some mad mullahs we'll make sure a teleprompter is handy.



Barack's Teleprompter Blog
By the way, the president’s teleprompter was pleased with this evening’s performance (the teleprompter launched a blog a few days ago). Despite being abandoned, it seemed to be signaling there’s room enough for both a teleprompter and a giant monitor. Talk about post partisanship.

“I knew My Man wouldn’t let me down,” it wrote. “This LCD screen thing is gonna make life so much easier for him when he’s in the White House. But when we hit the road, it’s gonna be back to basics. I’m exhausted. All those stats, and facts, and challenges, and resolutions. I need a drink.”

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from @graphicdave on Twitter

[blau993]

We share an anniversary. In my case, however, it was 42 years ago.

[Squidpup]

[Squidpup]

[syriacus]

LOL!
I’ll won’t be able to look at a car in the same way as I used to.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Thanks! I put it on MySpace!

(What a hoot!)

[Lucky9teen]

Congrats on your long lasting, wonderful marriage. It's a rarety to last that long.


So, here's to another 19 years!!

[Lucky9teen]

That’s great.

[Squidpup]

[OB1kNOb]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

Congrats to you as well. Wow, 42 years. That’s great. ;)

[Lucky9teen]

[Hoffer Rand]

Hey, I’ve been there. I was there when you could still go inside and walk all the way to the top. They still had the bells mounted and were still ringing them. God help you if you were up there at noon!!

[fredhead]

Thank you all for your congratulations. I hope we last as long as my parents. Dad passed away just one month shy of their 61st anniversary.

[ErnBatavia]

Just in:

Lexington, KY - The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.

Police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

[Lucky9teen]

[Liberty Valance]

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES....

[martin_fierro]